1 pathen n other pathan were watchIn a crIcket match. When AfrIdI hIts a boundary.
1st pathan: Kya Goal mara.
2nd pathan : Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal IsmeIn nahIn crIcket meIn hota haI
Never luk for a Gud Face, It''ll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud SkIn, It''ll wrInkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that''ll mIss u every day.
New style of proposIng a gIrl: I have spent many sleepless nIghts In your love, and I don''t want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sIster.
Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red - WIld,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - RomantIc,
PInk - SeductIve
WhIte - Calm,
Yellow - tIme to change your undrewear
After a quarrel, a husband saId to hIs wIfe, "You know, I was a fool when I marrIed you." She replIed, "Yes, dear I know, but I was In love and dIdn''t notIce."
