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Teacher to Santa "

Teacher to Santa " Where were U born?
Santa : In TIruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell It?
Santa : (after thInkIng) I thInk I was born In GOA.

Jab Subha Jago tu KALMA Pahro,

Jab Subha Jago tu
KALMA
Pahro,

Jab PanI Peene Lagu To
BISMILLAH
Pahro,

Jab Mujhe Dekho Tu
SUBHAN ALLAH
pahro,

Jab Sheesha Dekho Tu

tu

tu

LAHOL WALA
Pahro :)

ArE You MaLe Or Female?

ArE You MaLe Or Female?

Answer Ke LIye NEachay Dekho

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Bewakof Yahan NahI Apne NEachay -:)

Police Constable

PolIce Constable to hIs SOn: "Tumhara result acha NahI aya, aj se Sara Khelna ,Baher jana Or T.v BAND"
Son: " Yeh 100 ruppee Pakro orr Mamla khatam karu "

Dad 2 Son:

Dad 2 Son: When I beat You How do you control ur ANger?
Song: I start cleanIng toIlet.
Dad How Does that satIsfy u?
Son:I clean It WIth Your Toothbrush

Sardar Learning English, Introduces His family at a Party

Sardar LearnIng EnglIsh, Introduces HIs famIly at a Party

HI I''m Sardar,

ThIs Is my sardarnI

He Is My KId

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ThIs Is My KIdney

COURT ORDER U R Accused Of

COURT ORDER
U
R
Accused
Of
comIng
Into
my
lIfe
and
HI-jackIng
my
smIles
wIth
your
frIendshIp
SInce
U
r
found
guIlty
u
r
Sentenced
2
b
my
frend
NO BAIL !!!

Man , Mistri G ,

Man , MIstrI G , Bed Mazboot banana , Mere bete ko Bahu k sath Sona haI

MIstrI : aIsa mazboot banaun ga k Sara Muhalla bahu k sath Soye BhI tu NahI totay Ga!

• An old rich man

• An old rIch man marrIes a young gal. IntervIewer asks the gIrl: Apne InmeIn shaadI ke lIye kya dekha?
GIrl: Ek to InkI Income aur doosre Inke dIn kum.

Food for thought:

Food for thought: Why to suffer tryIng by all means to become rIch and wear expensIve branded clothes, when best thIngs In lIfe we do naked.

Boy: Tum gaana

Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha aato ho.
Gal: NahIn, meIn to sIrf bathroom sInger hoon.
Boy: To bulaao na kabhI, mehfIl jamaate haIn.

Bengali patient:

BengalI patIent: Doc sahab, potla-potla tottI aata haI, khane ko man nahIn karta haI.
Doc: Yeh lo dawaI, mota-mota tottI aayega, jaIse marzI kaat ke khana

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