MasjId kI deewar pe lekha tha ager ap Gunnah se tang aa gaye haIn tu Andar a jaye.
Is ke neachay lIpstIck se lekha tha .. ager nahI tu samnay wale ghar maIn aa jaye
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow Is grazIng In the FIeld"
Student : A cow and a bull Is grazIng In the fIeld
Teacher : How?
Student : LadIes FIrst
An old to Doc: Doc, I thInk I''m gettIng senIle. Several tImes lately, I have forgotten to zIp up.
Doc: That''s not senIlIty. SenIlIty Is when you forget to zIp down
MIna: U tell a man somethIng, It goes In one ear & comes out of the
other.
Santa: U tell a woman somethIng, It goes In both ears & comes out of
the mouth.
