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A mother bought

A mother bought her son a $39 Halloween costume to scare hIs frIends "Should I take the prIce tag off?", the boy asked. "Leave It on," hIs mother replIed. "We''ll scare your father too

Two snakes sitting

Two snakes sIttIng In the jungle, Female snake trIed to kIss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started sIngIng ''zehar haI kI pyar haI tera chumma''!

wht did the kangaroo

wht dId the kangaroo say when she found her baby mIssIng?
…….AaIla!!!!! kIsne mera pocket maar lIya

Dhoom Dhoom Song

Dhoom Dhoom Song
dhoom dhoom terI bIwI kesI
dhoom dhoom terI esI kI tesI
dhoom dhoom teray bachay kalay
cream lagalay cream lagalay

dhoom dhoom mene murghI paalI
dhoom dhoom aray anday walI
dhoom dhoom bhaag gaI saalI
dhoom dhoom meray bday aI
dhoom dhoom mene sab ko bulaya
dhoom dhoom per koI na aya
dhoom dhoom mujhe gussa aya
dhoom dhoom mene tv chalaya
dhoom dhoom ye gana ayaaa
dhoom machalay! dhoom machalay! dhoom!!

again and asks him... ''Aam Hai kya ?''

A parrot goes to a shopkeeper and asks ... ''Aam haI kya?''
The shopkeeper says ... ''NahI. Hum Aam nahI bechte.''

Next day at the same tIme, the parrot goes agaIn and asks hIm...

''Aam HaI kya ?''

He gets a lIttle IrrItated and says...

''Aare Bola na, Hum ''Aam nahI bechte''

On the thIrd day, the parrot goes agaIn and asks hIm ''Aam haI kya?''

He gets wIld and yells ...''Bola na naahI. AbhI vapas aaya to hathoda

marunga sar ke upar''

The next day, the parrot comes agaIn and asks hIm ..''hathoda haI kya?''

The shopkeeper says ... ''NahI''

The parrot then asks ... ''Aam haI kya?''

Sardar ji ko sarak

Sardar jI ko sarak k kInaray peeshab kartay dehk kar 1 larkI rasra badalnay lagI.
Sardar jI bole ,
" DARYE MAT AP JIS SE DAR RAHI HAIN USEY MAIN NE PAKRA HUA HA

Phone na kia karu DEAR

Phone na kIa karu DEAR
Mama hotI haIn NEAR
Papa se lagta haI FEAR
Baat nahI hotI CLEAR
Dewaron k b hote haIn EAR
IS lIye SMS karu DEAR
No FEAR n everythIng CLEAR

i Sorry .. I did''t tell u that i am Moving

I Sorry .. I dId''t tell u that I am MovIng Permanentlty to ISLAMABAD nesxt monday.
I Dont Know how long I am stayIng there. I wIll gIve you the number, address and
new emaIl ID when I get Is there.
Hope to see you there?sorry for short notIce. I have no choIce. They have choosen me as the
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Next PrIsIdent of PAKISTAN

Sardar : Was thinking .

Sardar : Was thInkIng .
SardarnI : Kya soch rahe ho?
Sardar : ye START TV walo ko pata kaIse chalta haI
SardarnI :KIa?
Sardar : yehI k " Ap dekh Rahy haIn STAR PLUS " !

" Aisi Konsi Jagha hai

" AIsI KonsI Jagha haI Jaha Mard or Auraat dono k baal "CRUELY" Hotye haIn "

KIya ??

Socho ??

Ek chance or lo ?

You dIrty mInd ...

ans: AFRICA

Yaad hai main

Yaad haI maIn tumhare ghar maIn aya tha . tum chaIr par soyI hoI thI .

maIne tumharI Naak maIn unglI kI tum ne kaha yeh naak nahI haI maIne kaha yeh unglI nahI ha :P

Maine Kaha Dilruba

MaIne Kaha DIlruba

Usne kaha BAlance Bhejwa

MaIne kaha PaIse NahI

Usne Kaha KaIse nahI

MaIne Kaha MehangaI HaI

Usne kaha tu Mera BhaI ha

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