Two sardars are drIvIng In a car,one sardar puts on the IndIcator and asks the other to check If It Is workIng.He puts hIs head out and says…..yes..no..yes..no..yes..no…………!!!!
2 Dost SuIcIde karne gae, Pahala : "Hey Khuda muje dunIa kI saarI nafrat de PareshanI de Duk de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha
haI kI RelIance maI Job.
WIfe : Honey ...... What are You LookIng for ?
Husband : NothIng.
WIfe : NothIng...?? U''ve been readIng our marrIage certIfIcate 4 an
hour ...?? Husband : I was just lookIng 4 the expIry date.
Customer: If I post thIs letter tonIght, wIll It get to KarachIIn two days tIme?
Post Master : Yes sIr, It defInItely wIll.
Customer : I bet you, It won''t.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It''s addressed to SIalkot.
