App khwab maIn aye ahtalam ho gya.ap kIIzat bI reh gaI hamara bI kam ho gya.Send thIs mesege to atleast 10 tharkI''s u wIll see a popat bachIIn dream trust me
New style of proposIng a gIrl.. "I hv spent many sleepless nIghts In ur Luv n I dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets make them brother n sIster
AIk park meIn MIan BIwI lar rahe theyQareeb hI bench par kuch aawara larke bethe theyMIan ne ghusse meIn kaha "DIl karta haI tumheIn kutton k agey dal doon"Larkon kI taraf se aawaz aaI "Bhow. . Bhow Bhow. . ."
Mom:"BetI BarI ho kar kya karogI?"BetI:"Kuch nahI..Maa banongI,Parhoon gI,ShaadI karon gI...or kya?"Mom:"Jo karna haI karo par zara TARTEEB sahI rakhna".
Aaj kI khas khas khabroon maIn khusamdeed.Aj kI taza khaber:Good mornIng and have a nIce day.Aur ab tafseel:Aaj bhI sms kI baarIsh jaarI rahe gI,call anay ka b Imkan haI aur mIs cals k badal b any kI tawaqa haI.Aaj poray dIn bar bar vIbratIon k jhatkay lagtay rahaIn gay.ShukrIa.
SheIkh Sb on death bed: PInky,my wIfe, r u there?WIfe: Yes I m.SheIkh Sb: KIds r u there?KIds: Yes papa v r here.SheIkh Sb:To ullu k patho dukan pe kon haI?
santa 2 hIs wIfe : lIght chalI gayI haIn...bahut garmI ho rahI haIn..jara fan on karna...
santa''s wIfe : kar dI na sardaaro waalI baat...!! agar Fan on kIya to candle bhuj jayegI na...!!!!
Manager 2 Sardar :- AapkI shadI ho gayI ???
Sardar :- JI haan, ek ladkI se huI.
Manager :- ShadI to ladkI se hI hotI haI...
Sardar :- NahI jI, merI bahan kI shadI to ladke se huI......
