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Sardar kay 8 bachon

Sardar kay 8 bachon meIn 1 alag dIkhta thajab sardarnI merny lagI to sardar ny poocha :
"Ab to bata do ye kIska haI?
sardarnI: "Ye hI to aap ka hay!";-).

Ravan was sent

Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused sayIng: SIta par hath rakh kar ItnI musIbat aayI! Ab Geeta pe haath nahIn rakhunga

Ravan ki 20 aankhein

Ravan kI 20 aankheIn thI magar nazar sIrf ek aurat pe; jab kI aapkI 2 aankheIn aur nazar har aurat pe...!
Toh aslI Ravan kaun??

U know i saw sumone in a coffee shop

U know I saw sumone In a coffee shop

Really good lookIn

Very SmartSo DelIghtful

More lIke a CelebrIty

I walked nearer...

Damn !

THESE MIRRORS YAAR!

Bst pick up line 2 approch a grl!

Bst pIck up lIne 2 approch a grl!

Go 2 her & ask "Is ur dad a

terrorIst" She''ll say "wat?"

Then u say "no no I asked coz u

r such a Bomb"

BREAKING NEWS:

BREAKING NEWS: TerrorIsts have kIdnapped MEERA and demanded 5000000 Rs otherwIse they wIll burn her wIth Kerosene OIl.So plz donate.I ve also donated 15 lIters.

Yaar aik warid kay card ka number send karo plz

Yaar aIk warId kay
card ka number
send karo plz
(1000 wala)
jaldI...

maIn tumhaIn
1000 kay note
ka number
send kar
raha hoon.

DBK874326

Plz pass this SMS to all

Plz pass thIs SMS to all ur frIends. A person urgently needs 3 bottles of.
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PepsI (chIlled) wIth chIps. It''s urgent Cell no & name Is as dIsplayed
Hamy a.K.a EfIe a.K.a FebZ
03343004071
:)

A boy goes to his

A boy goes to hIs dads frIend late nIte,he Is told to sleep In baby''s room,but he refused n slept In TV lounge to avoId baby kId.Next mornIng he saw a young,charmIng n very pretty gIrl on the breakfast table.The boy asked,who r u?
Im the baby,n u?
MaI ullu ka pattha!

once cow,elephant and donkey arguing who is the best?

once cow,elephant and donkey arguIng who Is the best?

cow:I gIve mIlk so I m the best

elephant:I m powerful so I m the best?

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Say somethIng Its ur turn!

Agar ap ko bura na lagy,

Agar ap ko bura na lagy,

Mood theek ho,

TIme ho pass,

Sab kam chor k,

Thora ehsas ho to,

DIl mane to,

to

to

aIk

(SMILE PLZ)

Gum me jine ka maza

Gum me jIne ka maza aata haI, GarIbo k dar pe bhI khuda aata haI,Ek hum haI k har roz SMS karte haI,ek tumhara SMS jaIse..4 saal baad WORLD CUP aata haI!.

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