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Pathn Mayyat k sth bus me ja rha tha to Logo ne usko bohot mara?

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Pathn Nay Awaz LagadI O koocha

SHELA KI JAWNI Lagado.Safar Acha guzry ga
Pathan: hum ko shadI per Susral se BMW mIla hy FrIend: LekIn mene to tumhare ghar koI car nahI dekhI Pathan: Oye! BMW ka matlab haI.. “Bohat Mota WIfe”
SHAYAD MANA KA APANA MILAN MUMKIN NAHE PAR ES AAS PAR BANDA HE TUM SA DIL KA RISTAH KA SHAYD JUDAI LAEKHTY SAMAY DIL BHAR AYA KAT BY TAQDEER KA
Ehsas dIlaya haI tou mIlta hI nahI
AjnabI tha tou roz mIla karta tha
Ab merI hur bat ka woh matlub poochey
Jo merI soch kI tehreer lIkha karta tha
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"Subha Bakher
Asalam-o AluIkum

"No one can be rIght all of the tIme, but It helps to be rIght most of the tIme."
(Anonymous)

Asalam-u-Alykum,

~Good MornIng~

LIFe Is LIKe A
cHoCoLaTe BoX

EaCh ChOcOlAtE IS lIkE
a PoRtIoN oF lIfE

SoMe ArE cRuNcHy
SoMe ArE nUtTy
SoMe ArE sOfT
bUt
AlL aRe DELICIOUS

gOoD mOrNINg (:
NothIng In thIs world could ever be as wonderful as the love you have gIven me
Your love makes my lIfe so brIght
Just knowIng you are
My darlIng my sweetheart ur sweety ur wIfe
Happy AnnIversary
I LOVE U are words just three, whIch mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY
So thIs Is what I want to say, lIve In my heart n there 4 ever stay
On ThIs SpecIal Day,
Best WIshes Go To You,
That ThIs Wonderful Love U Share,
Lasts Your LIfetIme Through
Happy AnnIversary To You My Love

Dr: Do exercIse daIly for good health

Boy: sIr I play football crIcket tennIs daIly.
...
Dr: how long do you play?
...
Boy : untIl d battery In my mobIle goes down.

ha ha
2 Lovers plan to suIcIde.
Boy jumped fIrst,
GIrl closed her eyes
& return back sayIng love Is blInd.
Boy In aIr opened hIs parachute
sayIng love never dIes.

ha ha ustad se ustaadI