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next generatIon wIll learn the alphabets In thIs wat :
A-APPLE
B-BLUETOOTH
C-CHATING
D-DOWNLOAD
E-EMAIL
F-FACEBOOK
G-GOOGLE
H-HOTMAIL
I-I POD
J-JAVA
K-KINGSTON
L-LAPTOP
M-MESSAGE
N-NOKIA
O-OUTLOOK
P-PRINT
Q-QUICK TIME
R-RAM
S-SERVER
T-TOUCH SCREEN
U-USB
V-VISTA
W-WIFI
X-XP
Y-YOUTUBE
Z-ZUBAIDA AAPA
newspaper meIn IstIhar aya "hmare pass aIsI product hy, jIsko pehn kr aap purI dunIa ko dekh skte haIn, mgr apko koI naI dekh skta rs.10,000+free home delIvry 1 larkI na IstIhar parhte hI 10,000 bheje kuch dIno baad tcs 1 packet le h aya larkI ne jaldI sa khola to andr se 1 "burqa" nIkla wo b topI wala
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Ye Shajar Mohabbaton

Chahaton Aur..

Duaaon

Se Bhare Huye HaIn

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AAP K LIYE
Good MornIng.
Sardar 2 hIs wIfe: Begum Munnay ne Kakroch kha lIya!

WIfe: Haye Rabba! JaldI doctor ko bulao,
SArdar: Tu tensIon na ley,

...meIn ne Munnay ko MortIen pIla dI haI:
Zyada GUSSA konsI age maIn ata haI?

1= Bachpan
2= JawanI
3= Burhappa
Jesay us ke ammal pechay hata deIn usay uskey hasbo nasb agey neIhn barha sakte.
tumara farz hy k jo janty ho wo kaho ore jo nahI janty us sy baaz raho
pareshanI khamosh hony sy kam,sabar karny sy khatam ore shukar karny sy khushI meIn badal jatI hy
agar koI acha lagta hy tow wo acha naI, acha maIn hu, ore agar koI mjy bura lagta hy tow jaan lo k bura woI hy....


q k maIn tow acha hu
1 rupya 1 lakh nI hota magar phIr b 1 rupya lakh sy nIkal jaye tow wo b lakh naI rehta aap lakhon meIn woI 1 rupya ho...
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samaj aaI????


theepay dy moo waleya
Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha : Oper kyo aya?

Sardar: Apple Khanay

bandar: Yeh to aam ka darakht haI

Sardar: Pata haI, aIs lIye Apple sath laya hun
a sardar to another:name 5 anImals lIvIng In water.
sardar:1 frog.
2nd sardar:theek haI hor dus,
sardar:frog da praah,pheen,pIyo,te maa