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Agr tm kisi naik orat ko janchna chate ho

Agr tm kIsI naIk orat ko janchna chate ho K..
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Wo naIk serat haI ya nehI, To...
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Srf Itna pta kro k Wo...
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Star plus tou nahI dekhtI. :-D

Pathanon ne eid k baad

Pathanon ne eId k baad 5 waqt namaz b saudIa k sath parhne ka faIsla kIa haI...
NaI tImIngs ye hongI
Fajr- Suba 8 bje
Zohr- Sepeher 4 bje
Asr- Sham 7 bje
MaghrIb- Raat 10 bje(suraj gharoob hona shart naI)
Isha- Raat 1 bje

Do sheikh hotel main

Do sheIkh hotel maIn aIk dosry ko mIlay,
4 dIn k bad dono mar gaye,,
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wajah kya thI..??
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wo 4 dIn aIk dosry ko dekhty rahe, k
khana kon mangway ga?

Journalist To Meera:

JournalIst To Meera:

Kya Ap
"HumAyuN"
Sy Dor Ho SaktI Ho?

Meera: Qasam Se Mra BhaI Mar Jae MrI Maa Mar Jae
Mera Khana Kharab Ho Agr Me UsSy Dor Hun =P ;->

A Pathan called FM radio & said:

A Pathan called FM radIo & saId:

"I have found a wallet wId thousands of currency & a credIt card & ID Card of that person It belongs to, hIs name Is Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e Iqbal, KarachI.

DJ: "so U want to gIve hIm back hIs wallet?
Pathan: Oo khocha naI, I want to dedIcate hIm a song... ;->

All nation was enjoying the match but missing one thing

All natIon was enjoyIng the match but mIssIng one thIng
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SUNO ZARA KHUSI KI AAHAT SUNO ZARA DIL KI CHAHAT =P ;)

1 Pathan ki beti ko kisi ne SMS kia

1 Pathan kI betI ko kIsI ne SMS kIa
I LOVE YOU
Pathan ghuse ma betI se kehta hy:
jIs ne sms kIa hy usay ma dekh lu ga fIlhal tm uska sms usay wapIs bhejo... ;->

1 Day God Tested

1 Day God Tested Me
He Erased All My Memory n Asked
"Do U Remember Any1 Now?"
I Told Ur Name
God SmIled n SaId
"Some VIrus Can''t Be Formatted" ;)

The Most AMAZING CRICKET MATCH

The Most AMAZING CRICKET MATCH In The HIstory...
Played on 30th Sept,09 b/w PAK & AUS...
But The Looser Was ...

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INDIA! =P =D

ItNi BtAmiz AurAt MAinE ZiNdAgi mEin nAhe dEkhi...

ItNI BtAmIz AurAt MAInE ZINdAgI mEIn nAhe dEkhI...

Jo kEhtI hAI "App k AcouNT kI RAqAm IS cALL k LIye nA kAfI hy... ;->

Question paper in year 2020:

QuestIon paper In year 2020:

Q.1
Name the cItIes of PAKISTAN where electrIcIty Is found.

Q.2
How does sugar taste?ExplaIn In ur own words.

Q.3
Draw a neat n labelled dIagram of a suIcIde jacket.

Q.4
In ancIent tImes, what was PETROL used for?Support ur answer wIth examples.

Q.5
WrIte the complete name of PAKISTAN.

Q.6
ExplaIn prIncIple n workIng of a Drone... ;->

(Champions Trophy FINAL ''09)

(ChampIons Trophy FINAL ''09)

Aus won the toss & decIded to bat fIrst

AUS V/s Pak

AUS: 323/7 (50)
PAK: 325/8 (48.4)

(peshawar TV)
=P ;)

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