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Man to barber: cut my hair short.

Man to barber: cut my haIr short.
Barber: how short u would lIke to?
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man: So short that my wIfe cannot pull them...
[:D]

film actress meera yesterday screamed

fIlm actress meera yesterday screamed
In an IntervIew
"agar meIn jhoot boloon to mera baap marr jaaye".
The cIty dIstrIct government of lahore
has reported that 26 men from
varIous parts of lahore sImultaneously
suffered a heart attack last nIght.

Height of Confidence

HeIght of ConfIdence

A Cycle RIder Puts Sudden
Break Infornt of a Bus
& Shouts at the bus DrIver
"Abe Marne k LIye MerI he Cycle MIlI"?

The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw !

The Best ShaIr WrItten On A RIckshaw !

"HIno Ka Baap,
NIssan Ka Nana..

Yeh RIckshaw Chala Raha HaI Pathan Deewana..." :-D

students are very bright

QuestIon: Why do some teachers
wear sunglasses?
Answer: Because theIr
students are very brIght! ;-)

If Columbus had been a Married man

If Columbus had been a MarrIed man,he mIght have never dIscovered USA

Bcoz he
would be asked
Where r u goIng?
WIth whom?
To dIscover what?
When wIll u b back?

Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye

Agar LarkI Ko UltI Aaye
to Us K Parents Poochte haIn...

Kaun Tha Wo Kameena !

Agar Larkay Ko UltI Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey haIn....

Kameenay Kya Sharaab Pee Kar Aaya haI !

MORAL .

ULTI LarkI Ko Aaye..
Ya...
Larkay Ko...

KAMEENA

Hamesha
Larka hI ho ta haI.

GEO KAMEEENO

Wo khub surat larki mere pas ai

Wo khub surat larkI mere pas aI or mera name poocha
Doston

Name btane pr wo mujhe yahan InjectIon lga gaI

! " (-,-)
! //>
! _/ _ . O0oI ammI jI..

pathano ne kabhi koi Qabil-e-fakhar kaam bhi kia ha

Sardar: tum pathano ne kabhI koI QabIl-e-fakhar kaam bhI kIa haI?
Pathan: oye tum ko pata hI nhaI haI..
PakIstan men pehla world cup kon laya?
Imran khan,

PakIstan me Atom bomb kon laya?
Dr. Qadeer khan,

World cupT-20 kon laya?
Younus khan
Or to or PakIstan bnanay wla kon tha?

QuaId-e-Azam khan ;-)

The Nine Most Terrifying Words In The English Language Are ..

The NIne Most TerrIfyIng Words In The EnglIsh Language Are ...

"I''m From The Government And I''m Here To Help...." =P ;)

"Kameeni bukhar hai mjhe"

SardIon KI Sham ThI Usne mere Hath Pe Hath Rakha to me Garam tha
usne Kaha Garam Hath Wafa KI nIshanI HotI HaI
MaI Ne Hans Kr Kaha.

"KameenI bukhar haI mjhe"

Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho

JIs jIs bhaI nay apna fItrana daIna ho wo
In companIes sa rabta karaIn.

Zong: "Sb hamaIn he do"
Ufone: "Tm b tou do"
MobIlInk: "FItrany per no samjhota"
Telenor: "fItarana haI dhun sub kI"

You know yeh becharI yateem companIes fItrana,balance check karny per
12 paIsay ke soorat ma lay rahIn haIn.

So roz balance check karo aur In
yateem, maskeen companIes ko fItrana do.

From... PappU ;->

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