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AmazIng Home RemedIes

A Mousetrap placed on
top of Ur alarm clock wl
prevent U from rollIng over
n goIng back to sleep
after U hIt the alarm off ..

Have a bad Tooth Ache ?
Smash Ur Thumb wIth a
Hammer n U wl 4get abt
the Tooth Ache ..

For HIgh Blood Pressure
Sufferers:
SImply cut Urself n bleed
for a few mInutes, thus
reducIng Pressure In
VeIns ..

If U ''ve Bad Cough ?
Take a large dose of
Jamal-Gota then U wl b
afraId to cough ... ;)
Beta Baap Se: Agr
CrIcket MeI KsI Player
KI Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye
Tou Us k Saath KIa Krty
Hyn ???

Baap: Beta Usay
UmpIre Bna DIa Jata Hy,
Jese "SIMON TAUFFEL" ;->
Teacher: Tum Badey
Ho Kr KIa Karo Gy ?

Student: ShaadI ..

Teacher: nahI, Mera
Matlab Hy KIa Banogy ?

Student: Dulha ..

Teacher: Oho .. I Mean
Badey Ho Kr KIa HasIl
Kro Gy ?

Student: Dulhan ..

Teacher: Uffo .. Matlab
AIsa KIa Karo ge, Jo
Tum n e Pehly KbhI
NahI KIa >

student: NIkkah ... =P ;)
InterestIng but True:

Q. Kya shadI Jannat ka darwaza haI?
A. Jee haan! magar bahIr jany ka..!!

Q. Insan apnI bewuqufI par kab khush hota haI?
A. ShadI k dIn..!!

Q. Kya zubanI laraI meIn aurat say koI jeet sakta haI?
A. Jee haan! DusrI aurat..!!

Q. Talaq kI sub say barI waja kya haI?
A. ShadI... =P ;->
ChInese LarkI KO Dekh Kr Mom BolI,

Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?


Son: Mom Ap Ne khud he To Kaha tHa k gHr atay huye cheenI Letay Aana... =P ;->
Ek aurat ne 10 sal k bachay ko cIgaratte pety dakha to seh na saken aur bachay se kaha
"kIa tmary parents ko malum hy k tm cIgaratte pety ho?"

BACHA: Mon se dhuwan chorte hue
"Mohtarma ...."

"KIA AAP K SHOHAR KO MALUM HY
K AP KISI GHAIR MARD SE BAAT KAR RAHE HAN... =P ;->
DurIng the match

batsman LBW hoa

1 pathan 2sre se :log hm ko pagal samajhty hn,
yahan to sab pagal hn,

lagI batsman k hy aur cheekh bowler raha hy.
Whoever Says
''Money Can''t Buy
HappIness''
Is A Fool ...

Money Can Surely Buy
HappIness ...

GIve Me Some
And
Watch Me SmIle ... =P ;)
~T h O u G h T
P r O v O k I n G~


After
T u e s d a y .......



Week Itself Says .......



W T F ....... =P ;->
S t r a n g e

Ever NotIce
That Even The BusIest
People
Are Never Too Busy
To Tell You Just

How Busy They
Are .... !!! ;->
1 pagal dusre pagal se (maIyusI k sath):

Sab log hamen pagal kyun kehte haIn?

Dusra pagal:
Tu dafa kar yaar. Yeh le lemo kI lassI pI....!:p
There are many brave men who are adventurous and are never afraId to fIght..

Some joIn PakIstan army, others get marrIed ... ;->