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PakI-Nursery Poem 2009

Baby Baby ...

Yes Mama !!

EatIng Sugar ... ?

Are You KIDDING MAMA ... ? =P =D

Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.

NokranI:MaalkIn apkI puranI sarhee muje naI chaIye.

MalkIn: Kyun?

NokranI:ApkI saree pehenne k bad sahab

"Aap"Ko samajh k mere paas b naI aate.

"GADHO" par research ki Hai

WIfe:
MeIne
"GADHO" par research kI HaI,

wo apnI
"GADHI"
ke sIwa kIsI aur "GADHI" ko dekhta tak nahI!

HUSBAND:
IsslIye to wo

"GADHA" HaI

Aj me bohat udas hon

Aj me bohat udas hon koI mujy tang na kary

lykIn me to kar sakhta hn na :-p

Bilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah

Arz he,
Samandar Me GehraaI
KI Tarah

Pyar Me JudaI KI Tarah

Khuda Kare ApkI GIrlfrnd Apko Rakhe

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BIlkul Apne Chhote BhaI KI Tarah!!

Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?

Yeh Sun Kar DImagh He Ghoom Gaya Faraz,

Jab MerI DadI Ne Call Kar K Mujhse Pocha:

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Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?

My wifes first husband.

A man was cryIng over a grave and repeatIng,
Why dId you have to dIe?
Another man approached hIm and saId,
SIr, I dont wIsh to Interfere wIth your prIvate grIef
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your chIld?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect hImself,
then replIed,
My wIfes fIrst husband.

I always pray 4u that.

I always pray 4u that.

May ur lIfe b brIght & sunny
& ur partner b fat & funny

May ur lIfe b fIlled wId roses
&
U have chIldren wIth pheenI pheenI noses.

1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.

1 Aurat ne Ishara krke taIz a rhI bus ko roka.

DrIver: Kaha jana haI?

Aurat: Jana 2 khI nhIBacha ro raha haI.
Zara bs ka horn poo-poo baja Do

KNOWLEDGE WEEK

KNOWLEDGE WEEK

AfghanIstan wahId mulk haI jIs meIn traIn naI chaltI

Dunya meIn sab se bara school CHICAGO meIn haI

Dunya ka pehla operatIon GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne kya

Dunya meIn sab se Bara HospItal BAGHDAD meIn haI.

Dunya meIn sub se bara DARAKHT USA meIn haI

Dunya ka sab se Shareef Insan PAKISTAN meIn hay!

Friends are always ''bdtmz''

''Badtameez'' FrIends are always ''bdtmz''.

They receIve many msgs but they send ''Ikka dukka'' msgs In a week.

Actually they r spacIal kInd of ''bgaIrat''.

They become more ''Dheet'' after a lot of ''baIstI''.

They are bIkharI Infront of frndz. but very Sakhee 4 theIr gIrlfrnds n boyfrnds.

And they never eat ''SHARAM''. :-P

Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:

Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:

Aap Theak HaIn, Is LIye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha HaI.

Magar Afsos K Kal JIs Pagal Ko Aapne SwImmIng Pool MaI Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,
Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-KushI KarlI.

Pagal: Us Ne KhudkushI NahI KI HaI.

Woh To MaIne Usay Taang DIya Tha Sukhanay K LIye. :-)

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