2 FrIends ne Jungle meIn ek Sher ko dekha to ek dost Darakht pe charh gaya aur doosra Zameen pe let gaya aur saans roklI. . . Sher paas aya aur bola: . . . Na puttar Na.....yaha pe ZubaIda aapa k totke nahI chalte.
Master ne bache kI rotI kha kar usko kaha: Beta ghar ja kar mera naam to nahI bataogy na ? . . Bacha:NahI aster G,meIn AmmI ko kahunga k merI RotI Kutta kha gaya.
macher ne 1admI ko dIn me kata admIn ne kaha tum to raat me kaattay hona? macher bola zardarI ka dor haI ghar k halat kharab heIn overtIme ker raha hoon.
A lIne saId by a frIend to hIs frIend after both got busy In theIr lIves & dIdn't contact each other. "MIss your smIle a lot but I mIss my own smIle more"
Boy asked a gIrl:Why do you love Rose,whIch dIes In a day ? Why don't you love me,who dIes for you everyday ? . . GIrl replIed: . . . . . . Oye Hoye...AngrezIIII.....