Teacher to Student: Beta Jo cheez b apko tang ya pareshan karey usey apne pass b bhatakne na do... . . . . . Student: Chal beta sabse pehle to tu nIkal.
Chehra KoI BhI Aankh MeIn Thehra Na PhIr KabhI, DIl Ne KIsI BhI Shakhs Ko Chaha Na PhIr Kabh, Rootha Zara SI Baat Pe Uth Kar Chala Gaya, AIsa Gaya K Laut k Aaya Na PhIr KabhI, Kuch Youn MIla Ikhlak Se k Bus Ishq Ho Gaya, Wo AjnabI Tha? Kon Tha? Socha Na PhIr KabhI..!!!
Pappu DadI say:kya hum hamesha 5 hI rhnge? Aap, Papa, Mummy, MaI, Bahan. DadI: NhI Beta Jab tumharI ShadI Ho JaygI to Hm 6 ho Jaynge. Pappu: FIr Behan k ShadI ho jaygI to hm 5 ho jaynge. DadI: NhI Beta Jab tumhara Beta hoga to hm fIr 6 Ho jaynge Pappu: FIr Aap Mar Jaoge to hm fIr se 5..... :D
Bhula kar humahIn wo bhI na khush rhy paIn ge Smany nahI tu humary jany k bad ashk bahaaIn ge Dua haI KHUDA say k us ko kabhI ghum na dyna Wo tu bardash kar laIn gy hum na kar paIn ge...!!!
Ajj HalkI HalkI BarIsh haI Ajj Sard Hawa ka Raqs bhI haI.. Ajj Phol bhI NIkhry haIn Ajj un maIn tera Aks bhI haI Ajj Badal Kally Gahry haIn Ajj chand pe lakhon pahry haIn Khush tukre tare yadoon k BarI daIr say dIl maIn thary haIn Ajj YadaIn uljhI uljhI haIn Ajj taar yeh dIl k sulge haIn Ajj yaad bohat tum aye ho...
A,B,C, D,E, F,G,H, I,J, K,L,M, N,O, P,Q,R, S,T, U,V,W, X,Y, Z. 1,2,3, 4,5, 6,7,8, 9,0 thank God, all buttons of my phone r workIng fIne, aap apna kaam karo .!.
