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Sharabi Chooha

Ek chooha sharab k drIm meIn gIra,bahar nIkal kar mast hokar sath meIn soI huwI BIllI kI dum pe paon rakh kar bola:
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"UTH MUNNI, CHULBUL PANDEY TERA DANCE DEKHNE AYA HAI"

Koi ishara to de

Sardar to Sardar:Agr tu ye bata de k merI tokrI meIn kya haI to saarey andey tere,
Aur agr tu ye bata de k kItne heIn to 8 k 8 tere.
auu agr tu ye bata de k kIs jaanwar k heIn to wo murgI bhI terI.

2nd Sardar: Yaar koI Ishara to de.

Teri waali

Beta ro raha tha Abu ne pucha ro rahe ho ?mujhe batao dost samajh kar.

Son:Kuch nahI yaar,sabzI k paIso se apnI waalI ko Load karwa dIya to terI waalI ne boht mara haI.

naam mitti mein

Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat haI aakhIr ?
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Sardar:Yaar abba kehta haI maIne unka naam mIttI meIn mIla dIa haI so meIn wohI dhoond raha hun.

Wada

Hum to uskI har khuwahIsh purI karne ka wada kar baIthy "Faraz",
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HumeIn kya pata k humeIn chorna bhI uskI ek khuwahIsh thI.

Dictionary

HItler saId: "There Is no word lIke IMPOSSIBLE In my dIctIonary"
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Pathan saId: Ab bolne ka kya fayIda HItler bhaI?
Jab DIctIonary khareedI thI tab hI check karnI thI na?

SAD

Aaj mere "JANAZY" maIn sara shehr shareek tha FARAZ

jab kay kal hum tanhaIyon kay khoof sy mar gay......

Bachpan ki neend

Wo bachpan kI neend to ab ek aas ban gayI haI "Faraz",
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Kya umar thI wo k raat huwI,
palken jhukeen aur neend aa gayI.

Neend

Palken neend se bojhal zarur heIn lekIn...
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So gaye hum to usey yaad kon karega.

1947 ka sms

1947 ka behtareen sms
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Us waqt mobIle kahan tha?
KabhI to apna dImaagh Istamaal kIya karo.

Aankhon ke Darwazy

Aankhon ke darwazy pe neend kab kI aa bethI haI "Faraz",
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Bas Intezaar haI uske kehne ka k..."So jao! hum khuwaab meIn aa ke mIlty heIn"

Heer aur Ranjha

Heer to Raanjha: MeIn tere Ishq meIn barbaad hogayI hun,
Badnaam hogayI hun,
Ruswa hogayI hun.

Raanjha: To meIn konsa DSP ban gaya hun?
meIn khud bheek maangta phIr raha hun.

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