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You Know That
Old SayIng

"StrIke WhIle The Iron
Is Hot ??"

Well That''s A Pretty
Dumb SatIng

Coz

"I''ll Betcha
A Cold Iron WIll Hurt
LIke Hell Too" ;->



For All The People
Who Have Got TheIr
ValentIne




Happy ValentIne


For Others




Watch AalIm OnlIne ;->

2 Pathan MasjId Me
Namaz Parhne Aye
1st Pathan: Chalo
Shukar Hy Namaz
NhI NIklI Agar Wazu
k Chakar Me Parte
Tou Namaz NIkal JatI ;)


Mother 2 Docotr On Phone: MarI BetI Ko Current Laga HaI

Me KIa Karon??

Doctor: Pehle Ap 2 NAFAL Shukranay Ke Ada KareIn Ke ApkI Tarf BajlI AarahI HaI..


Heer : MaIn Tumhary
Ishq MaIn Barbaad Ho
GaI, Ruswa Ho GaI ...

Raanjha : Tou MaIn
Kon Sa HBL MaIn
Manager Lag Gaya
Hoon... ;->



Aaj k Baad JIs KIsI Ko
BhI 10 Number Ka
Joota ChahIye Wo Is
Terha Maangey k
Mujhy


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"BUSH NUMBERI"
Joota ChahIye ... ;->

"ApnI ZIndagI MaIn
Ronaq Aur Dolat
Ka Dher Dekhna
Chahate Ho Tou
Apna Zameer BaIch
Dalo

AIsh-o-Ishrat
MaIn Raho Ge"

~ Janab-e-Mohtaram
AsIf AlI ZardarI ~

No



I
am
not
decent




I
am
not
good




I
am
StupId




I
am
Mental





I
am
IdIot






AIsa Q Sochtey Ho
Tum, Tum Jese B ho
Mere Dost Ho, Got It ;->


GIrlfrIend Chahey
JItnI BhI BurI Ban
Jaye,
KabhI Us Sy DostI Mat
Torna
Kyun k
PaanI Chahey KItna BhI
Ganda Ho Jaye,
aag Bhujane K LIye
KaafI Hota Hy ;->


Pagal khaney MaIn Bht
Sarey Pagal Naach Rahy
Thay. In me Sy 1 Pagal
Khamosh Betha Tha
Dr. Tm Khamosh Q
Bethe Ho?
Pagal Ny Kaha-Bewaquf
Me "Dulhan" Hon ;->

Ek SharabI 3r Flor
Sy Neechy GIr Gaya

Log Us k Ird-GIrd
Jama Ho Gaye Aur Us
Sy Poocha - Kya Hua
BhaI ?

Wo Bola - Pata NahI,
MaIn BhI AbhI Neechy
Aaya Hon ;->

PakIstanI Ny ChInese
Sy Kaha:
"Aao Hum Tumhe''n
PakIstan Ka Sadar
Banate Hyn"
Is Baat Pr ChInese Ny
PakIstanI Par Case
Ker DIa k
"Ye Mujhy Chor
Samajhta Hy" ;->