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the most unfulfilled

The Most UnfulfIlled DesIre Of All ScIence Students Is...

A Bomb Should Have

Fallen Instead Of

An Apple On NEWTON .. ;-) ;-)

ghareeb ghurba b

Ghareeb Ghurba,

Becharey,

MIskeen,

Lachaar,

DukhI,

Pareshaan,

Khasta Haal,

Afsurda

Be-Sharam,

Dukho''n k Maarey

PareshanIo''n MaIn
GhIrey

ZIndagI Se Tung

Udaas

Halaat k Maarey

Dunya k Sataye Huey
Hotey Hyn Wo Log

Jo MobIle Hote huey
BhI Sms NahI Kerte ;->

biwi shohar se tum

BIwI Shohar Se
"Tum ShaadI k Baad
Badal Gaye Ho !"

Shohar:
"Mene TumheI''n Pehly
HI Bata DIa Tha k
Mujhy ShaadI Shuda
LarkIo''n MaIn KoI
DIl-chaspI NahI .." ;->

news alert koi

NEWS ALERT !!

KoI BhI
Kuch BhI
Khaane Ko De

Mat Khana Plz

Idhr Udhr
NIgah Rakhna

Q
K

CIty Govrnmnt Ne
"Kutta Maar"
MuhIm Shruu Kr DI Hy ;->

package wale so gay

Package Wale So
Gaye Ker k Baat ApnI
GIrl-FrIend k Saath

Aur Bhatakte Rahe
SachI Mohabbat Kerne
Wale SaarI Raat ... ;->

1 billi 1 sheikh k g

1 BIllI 1 SheIkh K Ghar Se RotI HoI NIklI.
KIsI Ne BIllI Se Ronay KI Wajah PoochI,
BIllI Ne Jawab DIya
"Ik Tey Menu Marya Utton Mera Choowa V Kho Laya..." ;->

asif zardari americ

AsIf ZardarI, AmerIca K Sadar Obama

K RIshtedar HaIn

QarebI Zraye Sy Pata Chala He K

AsIf ZardarI, AmerIca K Sadar Obama

KI Phupho K

Kuttay Ka Puttar Hay... ;->

shaitan sam tmhari

ShaItan: Sam TmharI Duty Aj Se AmerIca
JULI Tum UK
PETER Tm IndIa
Sam: Pakstan Ksko BhIjwya Ha?
Shetan:KsI KI Zrorat NaI I''m SatIsfd VId ZardrI''s
Prformence ;->

qayamat ki 5 nishani

Qayamat KI 5 NIshanIyan

1-ZardarI ImandarI
Krega

2-Altaf KarachI Ayega

3-Musharaf Pr Muqadma
Chalega

4-SherI Rehman Parda
KregI

5-AdlIya Bahal HogI ;)

golden words

*Golden Words*

''''Jo PaIsa De Us E Le
Lo
Aur Jo Na De Us Se
Cheen Lo ...''''

Molana
AsIf AlI ZardarI
;->

high level insult

HIgh Level Insult....

LIttle Johnny Was SIttIng On A Bench EatIng Sweets One After Another.

Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont LIve Long.

Johnny:
My Grandpa DIed When He Was 106 Years Old.

Man:
DId He Eat Many Sweets?

Johnny:
No, He Always MInded HIs Own BusIness!!;-)

main nain r0 kar uss

MaIn NaIn R0 Kar Uss Se Puucha
Kya Tum NaIn New Pyar Dhuund LIa HaI ?

KamInI Sharma Kar B0lI~

"Bus ActIvate Karna BaqI HaI"...! =P ;->

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