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23rd March ...
A Day To RealIze The
Value Of The Freedom
Let''s Celebrate ThIs
Day WIth Grand
JubIlatIon & Pray That
May ALLAH Protect Our
Country 4m ZardarI ;)


1 box wasn''t openIng
PhysIcIan came n aply
all laws
ChemIst came n aply al
reactIon but nt open
mathematIcIan came n
say
''LET''S SIPOSE It IS
OPEN" !! ;->



HI

The Cute

Sweet

Most Graceful

The Smartest

&

BeautIful

Person




Khush ??






Chalo Ab Apna Kaam
Kro, Duusro''n Ko BhI
Bewaqoof Banana Hy .. ;->

PrIde, AttItude And
ConfIdence Are LIke
Underwear, You Should
Always Have It, But
Need Not To Show It,
Unless Offcourse You
Are A "Superman" ;)


Bruce Lee''s
FavorIte
Vegetable=Mu-Lee
FestIval=DIwa-Lee
Actres=Sona-Lee
MusIc=Qawa-Lee
FIlm=Coo-Lee
AnImal=BIl-Lee
BraIn=Urs
Why ?













Kha-Lee ... ;->


Plz Don''t Neglect ThIs
Msg..

A Poor Boy
SufferIng Frm Mental
DIsorder Needs Shock
Treatment
Plz Send Ur Photo
So That
He Gets The
PROPER SHOCK ;->


Jb KoI Dost Apne Dost
k LIye Khulos Se Dua
Krta Hy
Tou Wo Dua Us k Dost k
Haq Me Baad Me Or
Pehle Us k Apne Haq Me
Qubool HotI Hy !

ALLAH Karey TerI ShaadI
Ho Jaye ;->

Husband & WIfe Men
Jhagra Hua Tou WIfe
Ne ApnI Maa Ko Fone
KIa:
"MAIN AAP K HAAN AA
RAHI HON, MERA UN SE
JHAGRA HO GAYA"

Maa Ny Kaha:
"USAY APNE KIYE KI
SAZA MILNI CHAHIYE,
TUM WAHIN THEHRO
MAIN TUMHARY HAAN
AA RAHI HOON ..." ;->

TITANIC k Saath 1
Memon BhI Doob Raha
Tha ...

Aur Hans Raha Tha


CaptaIn Askd:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha
Hy ... ?

Memon:
Shukar Hy Me Ne
Return TIcket NhI
Khareeda ... ;->


H I g h
H e e l s
W e r e
I n v e n t e d
B y
A
W o m a n
W h o
H a d
B e e n
K I s s e d
O n
T h e
F o r e h e a d .. ;->


The ChIef ExcItement
In A Woman''s
LIfe Is ... !!!
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SpottIng Women
Who Are Fatter
Than She Is ... ;->


"LUCKNOW" Me 2
Bachey Aapas Me Larr
Rahe Thy ...

1st Ne 2nd Se Kaha:
DekhIye Janab ! Agr Aap
HumarI Baat NhI Mane''n
Gy Tou Hum Aap k
WalId-e-Mohtaram KI Shan
Me Ghustakhana Kalmat
Pesh Kare''n Gy

2nd: Tou Hum Aap k
Rukhsar-e-Mubarak Pe
AIsa Tamaancha Baja
Laye''n Gy k Gaal Gulaab
KI PattI KI Trha Chamakne
Lagy Ga .. ;->