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KoI Takleafday Cheez Rastay Se Hatana NekI HaI . . .

Awo Sub MIl Kar
ZARDARI Ko Rastay Se Hata DaIn . .=P;->

How To Impress A Kam WalI ?
Tareqa Prhny Ke Lea Press Down Arow Key . . .

Lakh Lanat Hy Kam WalI Ko B Na Chorna Begherat

in the absence of no

In The Absence Of Noor Jahan,

ThIs TIme Naseebo Lal
WIll SIng Battle Songs LIke:

''Aye Wattan K Sajeelay Jawano

''Dushman KI ManjII MaIn Daang PhaIr Dalo''.

1 pathan cycle sath

1 Pathan Cycle Sath Le Kar Bhaga
Ja Raha Tha

Raste Men KIsI Ne Kaha K
Khaan SahIb ChaI To Peete Jao.

Khaan: Agr Itna TIme Hota
To Cycle Pe Na BaIth Jata.

what is faster than

What Is Faster
Than A CoIn RollIng Down A Steep Slope?
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A SheIkh RunnIng To Catch It..! :-)

larka larki molvi k

Larka LarkI MolvI k pas ge or bole:
"JaldI se hamara nIkah parho"

MolvI ne nIkah parha dIa,

Larka bola: "Ap kI fees?

MolvI bola: ApnI bIvI kI khubsurtI k mutabIq pese do"

Larke ne 100 rupe dIye

Achanak hawa chalI or LarkI k moonh se nIqab uth gya

MolvI ne dekha to bola:

Baqaya to leta ja bhaI. :-)

tute dil ko lekar ph

Tute dIl ko lekar phIrta ha PAPPU galI galI
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Tute dIl ko lekar phIrta ha PAPPU galI galI
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MasakalI MasakalI
MatakalI MatakalI... ;->

1 of the most entert

1 Of the Most EntertaInIng Place In PakIstan Is
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ParlIment hoUse...;->

statement by asif za

Statement By ASIF ZARDARI:

"MeIn ApnI WIfe Ka Badla Zarur Leta"

Magar?

"KhudkushI Haram HaI".

janab zardari sb apn

Janab ZardarI Sb ApnI KItab "GharIbon Ka Khaatma" (JIld 2,Pg # 74)
MaIn LIkhtey haIn..

"Meray Hum-Watno MehangaIe Se Na Daro Hawa Khaoe,
Ghussa PIyo Aur Mazey Se Geo:-)

1 arbi bath room mai

1 ArbI Bath Room MaIn Phone kar raha tha..

Pathan Ne sunna to Ander Ja Kar Khoob Mara ArbI ko..?

Logon Ne Pathan se Pocha kyn Mara haI..?

To Pathan Bola "Yeh Kambakht Bathroom MaIn Beth kar TIlawat Kar Raha tha"..:-)

an important msg 4 u

An Important msg 4 U

I promIse to my Allah that I''ll send balance
of rupees 50 to the sender of thIs msg
& wIll not foward thIs message to sender..
Thank''s

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