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faqeer rupia dede b

Faqeer
RupIa Dede Baba"
.
AadmI
"Sharam NahI AatI
Itne Hattay Kattay Khubsurat Nojwan
Ho K Bheek Mangte Ho''?
.
Faqeer
"Acha To PhIr ApnI Behen Ka RIshta Dede"..

apna mobile uthao h

Apna mobIle uthao, hamara dIl apko kuch batana chahta haI..

Choro mobIle wapas rakh do
erada change ho gya
PhIr kabhI...

youn galliyon main m

Youn GallIyon MaIn Muje Bad-Naam Na KIa Ker
"JAn|x"

Muje Bura Kehte Waqt Log Tera Naam BhI Lete HaIn... =P ;->

ladies n gentalm

LadIes
N
Gentalmen
Please
Put
Ur
Handz
Together
For
Clap
ND
Welcome
DIs
OutstandIng
Sms
To
Ur
Inbox
By
BrIllant
Txter..;->

breakup tips ho

Breakup TIps :

How 2 Create Da BIggest Doubt
In Ur Lover''z MInd 4 U ??

SImple

Just Suddenly Sms Her SayIng:

I LOVE U TOO

memon jao 2 du

MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...

Servant:
Janab..!
6 Ikhattey kyun nahI..?

Memon:
NalaIk AadmI..!
ChatnI 0r PIyaz zIyada mIley gI... ;->

govt ne awam ki moha

Govt ne Awam kI mohabat ka kesa sIla dIa
ItnI mahengae kar d k sab ko rula dIa
Socha tha k shayad salary barh
jaeygI
Salary to barhI nahe "GHANTA" barha dIa ;->

shahbaz sharif z

Shahbaz SharIf:

ZardarI KI BetI Aj PhIr KIsI K Sath GaI HaI . . .

Nawaz SharIf:

KoI Baat NaI 5 Baje WapIs A JaI GI . . . .

ZardarI:

NaI BahI Ge 6 Baje Ay GI Ghanta Agy Ho Gya HaI ...=P;->

memon at petrol pump

Memon At Petrol Pump

BhaI 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do

Salesman: BhaI Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana HaI?

Memon: Jana Kahan HaI Hm
To AIse HI PaIse Urate Hen...

pathan yaar bakray

Pathan:
Yaar Bakray KI Zabaan Khao Gay?
2nd:
NahI, MaIn Moun Say NIklI HuI Cheez NahI Khata..
1st:
Acha,
To PhIr Ye Lo,
Anda Khao..!!

nurse mubarak ho a

Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
KIa Name Socha Hy

BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap ItnI Sexy Aur
BeautIful Hen Ap HI KoI Nam Bta DeIn

NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.

aik sahab hamptay ka

AIk sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhIl huay,
unho nay haath may gold ka aIk cup pakra hua tha,

WIfe: ye cup kahan say mIla?

Husband: maI daur may fIrst aya hun.

WIfe: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?

Husband: doosray number par polIce afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalIk... =P ;->

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