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BlackmaIlIng In New Style=


Employee To Boss: Agar Aap Ne MerI Salary NahI BarhaI,



To Saarey OffIce Ko Bata Doon Ga K



"Aapne MerI Salary Barha DI Hay ;->

"BIke RIder To Sarjant
SIr Mere Documents Complete To HaIn.

"PhIr Chalan KaIsa

Sarjant.

Double SawarI Khul GayI HaI,
Aur Tum SIngle Ja Rahe Ho. ..


Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K LIye Gaya.

Dr: DrIp LaganI ParegI

Memon AdhI DrIp Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola:
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"BaakI Parcel Kardo"


Some InterestIng OnelIners:

*If u cannot change ur mInd,r u sure u hav one
;)

*If u cant convInce them,confuse them
:)

*I couldnt repaIr ur brakes,so I made ur horn louder
;)

*The trouble wIth beIng punctual Is that no one Is there to apprecIate It
:)

*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bIlls?
:)

*SmIle,It makes people wonder what u r thInkIn
;)

*The lIght at the end ov the tunnel may be an IncomIn traIn
:)

Are You Fluent In EnglIsh .?

Read It Fast . . .

Upper Roller Lower Roller
Roller Lower Roller Upper. .=P;->

Muhabat Ho Jaye

Ya


Machar Kaaten

Anjam 1 HI Hy.






What?





1 Bacha ZONG K OffIce Ja Kar LarkI Ko I LOVE U Kehta Ha

LARKI: TumharI HImat Kesay HuI..?

BACHA: Aap HI To Kehty Ho

" ZONG LO OR SUB KAH DO "


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* full text mIssIng * =P ;->


Yeh ladkI

Uffff

Ya allah

ItnI sundar

Haye

ItnI smart

Oye hoye

ItnI mast

Haye maIn mar janwan

ItnI cute

ItnI IntellIgent

ItnI lovable

Aur kItnI sweet haI

WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhI shabd farzII haI.
Inka hamarI dunIya se koI talaq nahI haI.
eslIa aIsI chIzon par dhyan na deIn.”


Honda CIty meI bethna mujy acha nahI lagta papPu...


Bus meI larkIon k saath jany ka maza he kuch or haI... ;->


JIddat k Iss daur meIn,
ShadI ho LAHORE meIn..

PyaarI sI Ik bIwI ho,
JaIsay rangeen tv ho..

Gol matol sey saalay hon,
JaIsay dahI k pyaalay hon..

PyaarI sI Ik saalI ho,
BIwI k baad ghar walI ho..

JIddat k Iss daur meIn,
shaadI ho LAHORE meIn

A publIc ServIce Msg


Agr aap k kIsI aorat se NajaIz ta-alluqat haIn aor us maIn se koI Bacha PaIda ho jata hy to aap us ko kIsI koory k dhaIr Pe na PhaInkaIn .

Balky usy Paal Pos kar Taleem DIlwaIen aor . . . !




"Wapda MaIn BhartI KarwaIen"=P;->