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Pathan Namaz Parh
Rha The
Dost Us k Barey Me
KIsI Ko Bata Rha Tha k
Ye Barey NamazI, RarhaIzgar
Aur MuttaqI Hyn

Pathan Namaz Tor Kr
Bola Me HAJI n Hoon ... ;->


DIn MaIn Sota Hy
Raat Ko Jaagta Hy
DIn MeIn LaIta Rehta
Hy
Raat Ko Khara Reha
Hy



















"ChoukIdaar"

Tu Kuch Aur Samjha Na
Be-GhaIrat AadmI ;->


After PuttIng Us In FIre
Of Love And You Are
Sweetly SleepIng





NaI Samajh AaI
NalaIq ???


Ye Lo







Aggan La k Sanu Ishq
DIyan Tey Ap MIthee
Neend Sona Ae ... ;->



Ek MolvI Ek Aurast Se
Takra Gya, Aurat Ghussay
Se
"aapko Sharm NhI AatI
DaarhI Rkh kr Takkar
Maar Rahy Hyn?"

MolvI-Mohtarma Ye
DaarhI Hy Breake''n
NahI ... ;->


N o t h I n g
I n
T h e
W o r l d
I s
M o r e
E x p e n s I v e
T h a n
H a v I n g
A
G I r l f r I e n d
W h o'' s
T o t a l l y
F r e e
O n
W e e k e n d =P ;)


After a strIvIng movement of 25 years.

MQM chaIrman ALTAF HUSSAIN has completed hIs fIrst book.

Book avaIlable on many stalls and Pdf versIon @ Internet also




Book Name :











"Kallu k Lateefay" =P =D


Ek Darya k KInare 2 Sardar Chamach Se Darya MeIn DaahI Dal Rahay Thay

Pathan Ne Dekha Tou Poocha: Ye Kya Kr Rahay Ho ?
Sardar: Hum LassI Bana Rahay Hyn

PaThan: Ha Ha Ha...
O Pagal Ka Bacha, Log IsI LIye Tum Par Lateefay Banaty Hyn..

Itna LassI Tumhara Baap PIye Ga.? ;->


Sardar 2 SrdarnI: Janu Coka-CoLa Peeney k Baad Kch Krny Ko DIl Chah Rha hy?

SrdarnI: (Sharmaty Huey) Kro Jee...!


Srdar: BrrrRrrrRrrrR ;->

LarkI Waley : Aap Ka
Beta KIa Kerta Hy ???


Larke KI Maa





Mera Beta 3 Rs
MeIn 500 Sms
Kerta Hy ... ;->



Muft Ka Ihsan Na LaIna Yaroo

DIl AbI Awr B Sasty Hown Ge... ;->

Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wIfe Apnay hsbnd Ko SarI Umar NahI DetI?


Socho ?












Ans-SHANTI

Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: ShadI.
.
Teachr: NahI, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:"DADDY