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ek sardar apni unpar

Ek sardar apnI unparh maa se
"Maa meIn sunday ko pakIstan aa raha hon"
Maa:
wa potar lookI jahaz te aande ne
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tu sunday te awaIn ga.

translate into engli

Translate Into englIsh.

"wo merI nawasI haI".

Pathan:
"She Is my

EIghty NIne".

mei tou bus yuhi fam

MeI tou bus yuhI famIly ke sath tv dekh raha tha "PAppu"

AnkheIn sharam se neechäy ho gaI jub suna hum ne

''ThIs song Is brought to you by touch condom.. ;->

sood haram hay

Baap: Afsos ke tm emtehan meIn faIl hogae..

beta: kIa karta sab sawal sood pr the or sood haram hay ;->

bara gosht mana kia hua hai

In MotI LArkyuN sE kEh do Mujh sE Dur hE rAhAIn "PAppu" , , ,

"MujhE Doctor nE bArA GoSht mAnA kIA huA hAI... ;->

aik pathan dusre se

AIk pathan dusre se
o yara mere paIt maIn gas ha:
Dusra pathan: khuda ka shukar ada kar
k petrol nhI ha warna AmerIca
ne qabza kr lena tha...=P;->

q salay mirchain khtm ho gai

SRDAR ne 1 TOTA pala
or usko
mIrchaIn
khlata gya.

1 Month k bad SRDAR ne TOTAY se pucha:
"MIan MIthu ChurI KhanI"

TOTA:
"Q Salay
MIrchaIn Khtm Ho GaI"

memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya

Memon ka 1 rupIa chatt se gIr gaya,

memon neeche pohncha to rupIa nahe mIla

kIon??

memon rupIay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!...=P;->

nights are totally s

NIghts are totally sleepless..
Days are so restless...
Ohhh GOD...am I In Love????
GOD saId:
IDIOT, you are In PAKISTAN !!

Happy load shedIng.

khush khabri

Khush KhabrI...???
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Sharam anI chahey
PakIstan me rehte ho or Khush khabrI kI Umeed rakhe hoye ho
kamal haI yar ;->

this lite going tym

ThIs LIte GoIng Tym Is Brought To You By:

RadIo MIrchI Fm
(suno,sunao,lIfe banao)

MedIa Partner Ibm

WIld stone 4 men

New VIval Soap(khoobsurtI ander se nIkhare)

Happy LoadshadIng...=P;->

hum gaye thay un k g

Hum Gaye Thay Un K Ghar,

Kehna Tha DIl Se DIl MIla Lo,,,,

UnkI AmmI Ne Khola Darwaza

Hum Ghabra K Bolay AuntI

TalIban aa gaye haIn cable katwa Lo!

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