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hey dude a piece of

Hey Dude
A PIece Of AdvIce
For You ... !!

Never ThInk Yourself

As An Ugly Person

Always

ConsIder Yourself

A BeautIful

Monkey ... ;->

t r u t h of

~ T r u t h ~

Of Every Ten (10)
Person
Who Talk About You
NIne (9) WIll Say
SomethIng Bad
&
The Tenth (10th) WIll
Say SomethIng Good In
A Bad Way ... ;->

they said the

They SaId ...

There Would Be Black
PresIdent When PIgs
Fly ...

Obama Became
PresIdent And Only
Several Months Later

"SWINE FLU" ... ;->

want to go usa he

Want To Go USA

Here''s A Chance For You

Mr.Obama Is WaItIng
For You To Be In
WhIte House

Get Ready

Because

He I In Search Of
Dog For HIs Daughter ;)

if you keep your

If You Keep Your
Feet FIrmly On The
Ground ...

You''ll Have Trouble
PuttIng On Your
Pants ... ;->

ek pathan apne raks

Ek Pathan Apne
Rakshey k Paas Khara
Tha
Ek AadmI Ne Aa kr
Poocha: TarIq Road Jao
Gy ???

Pathan:
Chala Tou Jao''n Par
Mere Rakshay k Paas
Kon Khara Hoga ?? ;->

baraey meherbani es msg

CHAIN MSG

Baraey MeherbanI Es Msg
Ko Itna Fwd KaraIn K
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Mere BhaI Tak Pohanch Jaey
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"Oye AmmI Keh RahI HaIn Salan
K Sath 2 Naan BhI Lay Aana" ;)

i m a pepco share holder

2 Men jumpIng frm a terrace.

1st man :ThIs Is my 50th tIme.

I m a GuInness record holder...

2nd man:ThIs Is my 1st tIme.

I m a PEPCO Share Holder.

itna busy b na raha

Itna busy b na raha karo,

kabhI hame bhI yaad kar lIya karo.

Shero-ShayarI na aatI ho na sahI.

Aaye hue SMS hI forward kar dIya karo.

interview 4 new admission

USA School IntervIew 4 New AdmIssIon
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Tech:Who Is ur Dad?
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HIs Mom: Plz ask sImple questIons!

no serial our marriage cd

Husband cryIng In front of TV
wIfe:whIch serIal u r watchIng

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Husband : No serIal
our marrIage CD

love tip

Love TIp:
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"Don''t Love"...!!!

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