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Agar
Is
Waqt

Aap
So
Rahy
Thy

Aur
Mere
Msg
Se

Bohat
Tang
Huye
To.

MISSION
SUCCESSFUL. ;-)


SACH KA SAMNA Me Mat Jana.
10 LacS JItne Par B Kuch NahI Bachega.
30% TAX Me Jayega
or
BakI K 70%











DIVORCE Ka Vakeel le Jayega..


TerI ummId tera IntIzar krte H

Ae sanam hm to sIrf






















TerI Bahen se pyar karte He


Dunya MaIn TOKYO woh shehar haI,

JIs MaIn koI Faqeer nahI haI.

LekIn Dunya maIn aIk aIsa Faqeer haI jo wahan bhI pohanch gaya haI.

Samajh to Tum Gaye Ho. :-)


AN IDEA CAN CHANGE UR LIFE





But,





A woman can change your IDEA..


So,




Always change


Women
to change
IDEA(S)





WHAT AN IDEA


Who Is the leader of ducks?








Ans. Frog





Why?
















Because frog Is MAINDUCK


Why Isn''t Akshay Kumar''s wIfe
not a bIg star as he Is?






bcoz



TwInkle TwInkle ''lIttle'' star.!

KIa Aap K MobIle Ko Qabz KI ShIkayat HaI

Jo SmS NahI NIkal Rahy

2 Tablet Easy Load K KhIla Do Qabz Toot Jaye ga

Aur SmS Aney shuroo Ho JaIn Gay... ;->


Is msg ko aagay frwrd zarur kare''n
Kya pata aap kI waja se kIsI ka bhala ho jaye...

"JIn larkIyo''n ko Is EId pe date marney k lIye ya apnI frndz ko jalaney k lIye boyfrIend kI zarurat ho tou wo Is # pe contact kare''n..."

0321*6307893

Number change kr k Be-gaIratI mat dIkhaIye ga =P ;)

Agar PakIstan MobIle Ejaad Kartay to Us MaIn Ye Templates Hotay:

1.KamInay JaldI Call Kr.

2.Ghar Kb Ayega Tu?

3.Gutka Leta Hua AIyo

4.Date Pr Hn

5.WahIn Dekh. ;-)


GIrls are lIke Internet domaIn names..

the ones I lIke are already taken!


Shayer farmate haIn !
"DIl Oska PhIr Dukha DIa Hmne

Os Ko Ek Baar PhIr ULLU Bana DIa Hmne


Naam Bata K Osko KISH MISH Ka,


Naak Ka Chooha KhIla DIa Hmne..:-P