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sms ki barsat karta hai

Aesa Dost Kahan pe mIlta haI,

DIn Raat jo apko yaad karta haI,

Apka Reply aye ya na aye,

LekIn...

Wo Roz SMS kI Barsat karta haI... ;->

dil sab sy zaida kab dukhta hai?

Ek larkI ka dIl sab sy zaIda kab dukhta haI?

Jb wo kIsI kaam walI ko apna
lawn ka prInt pehne hue dekhtI ha

one lady delivered twins

One Lady DelIvered TwIns, SurprIsIngly One Is Boy & Other Is Dog
How Is It PossIble
Her Hubby Is A Vodafone User
Wherever He Goes HIs Network Follows =P ;)

soldier to general

SoldIer to General:
SIr!
A small enemy group Is attackIng..

General:
QuIckly brIng me my red shIrt..
"After Enemyz Defeat"

SoldIer:
SIr why d red shIrt??

General:
In red shIrt If I got shot, my soldIers would''nt see my blood so they wont b dIscouraged..

SoldIer:
SIr 100 enemy tanks are attackIng..

General:
Hurry up!
BrIng me
My Yellow Trousers.... ;->

any degree of shaterring

Any Degree Of
ShaterrIng, BatterIng, TatterIng WIll NullIfy My SpIrIt ... ?

I''m LIke
Those Cartoon FIgures
Th8 BeIng Kneaded Flat
By PassIng Trucks
And
Plump Up AgaIn .. ! (:

packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya

Pathan : Kal hum Ne raat se subah tak 4 rupe ghnta packge pe apnI grlfrnd se bat kya!

Dost: wo Q?

Pathan: humko MolvI ne bola tha k aaj jaagne ka raat haI ;->

dil laga k kaam kiya karo

(",)
<))> Xcuse Me
_/?_

Aap kAAm bAAd mE kArnA,,
PhELE MErI bAAt SuNLo,,

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dIl laga k kaam kIya karo =P ;->

es sms ko itna fwd karo k

Es sms ko Itna fwd karo k.

Mere dost Farooq tak puhanch jaye

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Yar Farooq wo jo 100 rup leye thay ab wapIs kar do...please...=P;->

ramzan shareef me loadsheding per sabr

Roza HmaIn Sabr Krnay K Dars deta HaI,
Is LIay aP Sab Log Ramzan Shareef Me
LoadshedIng Per Sabr Kr K Sachay
Muslman Honay kA Sabot DaIn.

ManjAnIb
Wapda
K.E.S.C
P.E.P.C.O

Thanx
Regards

Raja PervaIz Ashraf... ;->

apna bacha ab chalne laga hai

WIfe:Apna Bacha Ab Chalne Laga HaI
Husband: kab Se?
wIfe: 8 dIn Se.
Husband: Arre tum Ab bata RahI Ho?
wo Toh KaafI Dur NIkal chuka Hoga

last night katrina said 2 me

Last NIght KatrIna SaId 2 Me
ITs Too Late, Jano aJ rat MaIn
Tumharay Ghar Rukon GI..!

I RepLIed: jAn Tum Agr Ruk GaI
To Phr MaIn NaI Rukon Ga... =P ;->

wo kon c movie hai jo ap awaz band

Wo kOn c MovIe HaI jO AP Awaz Band Kr k BhI Dekh Saktay, or EntertaIn Ho Jatay hO..

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"MR.BEAN" ;->

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