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Mummy Ye School Kya Hota He

Beta Ye Wo Jagah He
Jaha Parent Ko Luta Aur Bacho Ko PIta Jata He


GadhI Ne Gadhe Se Pucha
Aaj MaI KaIsI Lag RahI Hu?
.
.
.
.
Gadhe Ne Kaha
BIlkul "Kareena Kapoor."


KarachI''s GIrls.

1st: MaIn Tou Us Se
ShaadI Kro''n gI Jo
Handsome Ho Aur Tum ?

2nd: MaIn Tou Us Se
ShaadI Kro''n GI JIs k
Ghar UPS Laga Hoga ... ;->


~ A MARRIED WOMAN''S
POEM ~

He dIdnt lyk d curry &
He dIdnt lyk my cake
He saId my bIscuIts
were 2hard
Not lyk hIs mother
used 2 make
I dIdnt prepare
coffee rIte
He dIdnt lyk the stew
I dIdnt mend hIs socks
d way hIs mother used 2
I pondered 4 an answer
I was lookIng 4 a clue
Isnt dere anythIng I
cud do 2 match hIs
mothers shoe?
Then I smIled as I
saw lIght
1 ThIng I cud defInItely
do
I turnd around &
slapped hIm tIght
Just lIke hIs mother
used 2 ... ;->

He dIdnt lyk d curry &
He dIdnt lyk my cake
He saId my bIscuIts
were 2hard
Not lyk hIs mother
used 2 make
I dIdnt prepare
coffee rIte
He dIdnt lyk the stew
I dIdnt mend hIs socks
d way hIs mother used 2
I pondered 4 an answer
I was lookIng 4 a clue
Isnt dere anythIng I
cud do 2 match hIs
mothers shoe?
Then I smIled as I
saw lIght
1 ThIng I cud defInItely
do
I turnd around &
slapped hIm tIght
Just lIke hIs mother
used 2 ... ;->

Kuch AdmI Dozak MeIn Bohat GarmI
MeIn Bary Aram Se Soye Pare Thy,


Ek FarIshte Ne Dusre Se Pucha Yar Ye
Itny Aram Se Dozak MeIn
Soye Huye Hen To Dusre Ne Kaha,


Ye Sab KarachI Se Ayen Hen
GarmI Aur LoadshadIng K AdI Hy.= P ;->


Newton''s law of load sheddIng:

"The rate of load sheddIng Is
dIrectly propotIonal to the
temperature of atmosphere,

provIded that the role of

WAPDA remaIns constant".

TV on kro.
Multan maIn gIrls colleges me laraI ho rahI haI

Sub gIrl lar rahI han

Sub keh rahI haIn "hAmY" maIra haI
.
.
Uff ye larkIyan b na.... ;-)

Peshawar KI PolIce Ka Bhe
Jawab Nhe HaI

1 Pathan Talaab MaIn Nha Rha Tha

PolIce Wala Kehta HaI

" Chal Ooye Bahr A Kar Kpry Pehan

TerI TalashI LenI Hy

KarachI Me 500
Grlz Heart Attack Se Mar GaI
0r
255 GrlZ Behosh HogaI





Kyn k














KsI Ne Afwah Phela DI Ha
K
"HumAyuN"
KI MangnI Horae Ha =P


1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola

Mam MaIn Aap Ko KaIsa Lagta Hun?

Mam- SO SWEET

BACHA ApnI SIde Ke Larke Se Bola-Dekha
MaIne Kaha Tha Na
LIne MartI HaI..


Mother
Independance
Father
Or
ValentIne,

DAYS K Baad. .

Bus IsI Paap Ka SuwIkar Karta Hun,

AdmI Hun AdmI Se Pyar Krta Hun.


Happy Khan''s Day.;-)