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What Is
M A T H S.....?
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M-Mental
A-Attack
T-To
H-Healthy
S-Student....


Jab Tum Umeed Se
ZIada Mal-o-Daulat
Jama Ker Lo

Tou Mulk Chorh Do
Ye Tumhare Haq MeIn
Behtar Hy ...

( ASIF ZARDARI ) ;->

A TouchIng Love Story

A Boy n A GIrl luv
each othr ...
One day they were
talkIng ...
Boy touchd gIrl''s hand n
GIrl touched boy''s hand ...









Wh8 a touchIng story ;->
I Pray Tht
Any Person Who TrIes
To Steal Our
HappIness

May HIs HIps BegIns To
Itch Badly
&
HIs Arms Grow Shorter
So Tht He Can''''t Reach
HIs HIps To Scratch It ;->

I

M a Y

b E

"b" "A" "d" !!!

B u T ...

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p E r F e C t L y

"G" o_O "d"

A t

I t ... [;->

If a baby Is born In
AfrIca...
Wh8 wIll b the color of
the baby''s teeth ?


















Why U waste thIs much
tIme !
How wIll a new born
baby have teeth ? ;->

PHYSICS TEACHER: Now
As You All Know The
Law Of GravIty ExplaIns
Why V Stay On Earth ... !

PAPPU: but SIr!
Where DId People Stay
Before The Law Was
Passed ? ;->

Man 1- I notIce dat Ur
wIfe Is mostly In the
kItchen
Probably she loves
cookIng many varIetIes

Man 2- No! Actualy our
Telefone connectIon Is
In the kItchen ;->

Ek IntIhaI
AdbI Sher Arz Hy



"AlIf" "Bey "Pey"
"Tey"


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"AlIf" "Bey "Pey"
"Tey"

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Way Gujra Way
Way Gujra Way ... ;->

(NASEEBO LAL)

LatI Hy
"Mohabbat"
JudaaI MaIn Rung



















16 Da
"Haleeb"
Tey 12 Da
"Tarang" ... ;->

Rona Is Baat Ka HaI k
Rona NahI Aata

Wo Paaye ga KIa JIsey
Khona NahI Aata

Wo Ganda Tha Ganda
HaI Aur Ganda Rahe Ga

JIsey POTTY krne K
Baad Dhona NahI Aata ... ;->


1pagal 2nd Se
Hath Ma CIgrete Daba K Pochta Ha: Batao Mre Hath Ma KIa Ha?
2pagal:
TraIn.
1pagal:Tmhe Kese Pta Chala?
2nd:Tmare Hath Ma Se Dhunwa Nkal Ra Tha ;->