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NIce Quote:

People says that you can''t lIve wIthout love...





but I thInk....



oxygen Is more Important... ;->

DurIng Survey

Yousaf Raza GIlanI To Man: P.P.P KI Hakomat Ne Apko Kya DIa?

Man:
Haha
hahaHa
hahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahah
Hahahaha
hahaha
Haha
Ha

Moral bY

Yusaf Raza GIlanI: Dekha Awam Hum Se KItnI Kush HaI..


Hello Janu!

Plz Mera Ye sms Apny AmmI Abbu k Samnay OonchI Awaz MaIn Parhna

Ok?

Ready

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Dulha MIl Gaya
Dulha MIl Gaya. :-)


Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mehal k
Her KhIrkI,
Her Deewar,
Her Meenar,
Her Cheez ko Dekha,

Aur Kaha



Maa Qasam,





Sab FIlmI HaI. :-)

Just ImagIne for a whIle, u''re a handsome Boy...
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

AIsa Karoge Tou Kon Ayega... =P ;->

Wo Kya Janay Mere DIl Pe Kya GuzrI us waqt "paPpu"
Jab Us Ne MerI Tarf Dekha or BolI..


Excuse me
Badboo aap ne maarI haI...? ;->


ThIs msg Is specIally typed to Inform,

rather remInd some people

that...
" I''M ALIVE "
And so u can msg me... =P ;->


Japnese guy vIsItd PakIstan & took taxI 2 go 2 frIend''s house.
On the way,

Toyota pased by.

He told the drIver:

Toyota, made In Japan runs very fast.

Then

Honda passed.

He agaIn:

Honda, made In Japan runs very fast.

Then

for Prado,

He agaIn gave same complIment.

TaxI DrIver got angry.

When reached the destInatIon,

TaxI drIver:

Rs.4,000 Please.

Japnese:Wht?

So much thIs Is.

The angry drIvr replIed:

TxI meter

Made In PakIstan run fast ;->


PIyarey
Or
AzIz dosto..

ASLAM O ALAIKUM..!























Bas Salam kar ke
10 nekIyan laInI thI,
ab apna kam karo... ;->


PIyarey
Or
AzIz dosto..

ASLAM O ALAIKUM..!























Bas Salam kar ke
10 nekIyan laInI thI,
ab apna kam karo... ;->


WIllIam Studyfear saId...!!!

"ThIs lIfe Is too short even to get full sleep...!
I don''t know how people fInd tIme to study...!
so ketabaIn bnd kro
aur so jao..


An unmarrIed gIrl''s request:
Is msg ko Itna phela den k ye hamare hone waley HUSBAND tk pohnch jaye

"Kahan heIn ap?
Kab aIn gey?
ApnI amI ko jaldI bhejeIn.
Mene or nahI parhna.":-(
plz fwd!:-P