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translate this punjabi sentence into english

Teacher: Translate ThIs PunjabI Sentence Into EnglIsh

Ethay Tey AnnI paI HoI Aye.

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Sardar:
A BlInd GIrl Is SleepIng Here.

difference between friend wife

DIfference Between FrIend & WIfe

You can Tell Your FrIend
"You are my Best FrIend"

But

Do you have courage tell to your WIfe
"You are my Best WIfe?"

baba ranchoddas on dosti

Baba Ranchoddas on dostI-
"Dost ke pIche mat bhago.Agar Bhagna haI to dost kI GIrlFrnd k pIche bhagoDost jhakh marke tumare pIche ayega"

tum se acha to kutta hai

TUM SE ACHA TO KUTTA HAI..
PAppu..!

Kam Se Kam LARKI Palat Palat K DekhTI tu HaI...

k,

KahIn Aa To NahI Raha... =P ;->

friendship means

FrIendshIp means:
u happy I happy,
u sad I sad,
u cry I cry,
u laugh I laugh,

u fell down In mud

I dance dhInchak dhInchak dhInchak... ;->

doubt by back bencher association

We pronounce
21 as twenty one
31 as thIrty one
41 as forty one
51 as fIfty one
Y not 11 as onety one...?
A doubt by back bencher assocIatIon =P ;->

my name is gujjar

My name Iz khan ka
Part 3 a anay wala hy . . .

My name Iz gujjar n I m not a kanjar... ;->

3 jawan aur popat bachiyon k number

Lay JIgar 3 Jawan Aur Popat BachIyon K Number:

Lata Mangeshkar:
03339200068

FatIma SuraIyya BajIya:
03215659217

AbIda Parveen:
03218525363

Ab Thanks Bol Kar SharmInda Na Karna.

farmaishon se tang aa gaya hon

Husband to WIfe: MaIn TumharI Roz Roz kI FarmaIshon Se
Tang Aa Gaya Hon.

Is lIye Khud KhushI Karne Ja Raha Hon.

WIfe: Acha Ek WhIte SaarI to DIla Den
MaIn Iddat K DIno MaI PehnungI.

english sher by pappu

EnglIsh sher by PAPPU:

Always dream to raIse hIgher,
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Wo0fer tu merI, maIn tera amplIfIer..... ;->

doosron k0 bhi bewaqoof banana hy

HI.. Cute, SwEEt, StyLISh, ChArMING & MoST HandsoMe PersoN!
HoW r u..??

KhuSh h0 gAe nA!

Ab ALLAH HafIZ!

MujhE DooSroN k0 BhI BewAqooF bAnAnA hy... =P ;->

ek sawal hy sochne pe majb00r kia hua hy

Ek SAwAL hy Or IsNe MujhE b0hAt SoChNe pE MAjb00r kIA huA hy..

PatA nAhI TuMhEIN BhI atA hogA k nAhI..??

LEkIN PhIr BhI ItNI EducAtIoN LI hy t0 TuMhEIN t0 pAtA honA ChAhIyE..

MujhE bAs Us kA jAwAb dE do..

SawAL zIAdA MuShkIL nAhI hy..

LEkIN zIAdA asAn BhI nAhI hy..

SawAL yE hy k..

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DEtI hy..??

To BAzAAr

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Rs.6

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BIktA

Hy...? =P ;->

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