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SanIa MIrza aur ShoIab MalIk KI
MangnI Se Kya SabIt Hota HaI?

Socho.


NahI Pata?

Ab

IndIa

PakIstan Ka Saala HaI. :-)

Ab IndIa Hum Se Hamesha SIr Jhuka Kar Baat Karega.






Kyon K

Hum Larkay Walay HaIn. :-)

GEO ShoaIb MalIk

Apne mulk kI hIfazat karaIn




Kyun k






Ap ko dulhan yahan se hI mIlnI haI... =P ;->



Jab load sheddIng ho out of control,
khIrkI darwaze khol ....
khIrkI darwaze khol...
Chanda mama ko bol!

All Izzz wel



KESC wale kIa jane student ka ab kya hoga??

RevIsIon krega ya pasIne meI khuwar hoga?

tu mom BatI jala.

Generator chala. U.P.S laga k bol
BhaIya all Iz well

JanIx all Izz wel ;->


'' 3 '' Cheezen Hamesha K LIye Bhula Do:

1
DarD

2
GhAM

3
RoothNA

'' 3 '' CheeZAIN KAbhI Na BhuLAnA:

1
"HumAyuN"

2
Us K Msgs

3
US KI PERSONALITY.. ;)

''3'' Kaam kAbhI nA kArnA:

1
Is Msg k0 EdIt kArnA

2
ApnA nAAm LIkhnA

3
DooSroN k0 Msg Bhej k IMpreSS kArnE kI nAkAAm KoShISh kArnA... =P ;->


HameIn to apnou nay lota.
GaIroun maIn kahan dam tha !

RotI. Kapra. Makan. Ko to choro..
Rat ''lotay maIn panI'' bhI kam tha !! ;->

ShoaIb malIk sanIa mIrza se shadI kr k pakIstan la raha haI..

.

.

meIn b soch raha hun k ab katrIna ko b ly aaon... ;->


Aj KATREENA KAIF ne Geo news ko
IntervIew maI kaha haI
Agr SANIA, SHOAIB jese larke se shadì
ka fesla kr saktI haI,
to wo kon C sarhad haI jo mere or
''HumAyuN''
k bech dIwar bane gI. . . =P ;->




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Ye SanIa MIrza ne Mujhe SMS kIya hy
k Pyar to meI tum se kartI hun
SohaIb MalIk Se shadI to PakIstan
Aane ka aIk Bahana haIn..!

TerI bhabI b na ;->

Jab Dushman TumhaIn DhutkaR De Aur DhakkEy De kR Ghar se NIkal De t0u Tum Haar Na man0 Balkey

Balkey

UsKI

BACHI Phansa kR Badla Lo...!


- WalIam MalIK ;-

AIk CharsI Qabrestan Me Chars PI Raha Tha
PolIce AagaI
To CharsI Ny Chars Chopa DIya
PolIce:KIa Kar Rahy Ho
CharsI: Kuch NahI Apny WalId K LIye Dua Kar Raha Hon
PolIce:Ye To KIsI Bachy Ka Qabar HaI,
CharsI: Mera WalId Sahab Bachpan Me Mar Gaya Tha... ;->


PLZ IGNORE MAT KAREN.

EK BACHA JO BOHT CHHOTA HAI
Q K BACHAY CHHOTE HOTE HEN.

US BECHARE KO APNI POTTY DHONI NAHI ATI

HUM LOG ROZANA KITNE FUZOOL MSGS KARTE HEN

PLZ EK YE MSG B SUB KO FORWARD KAREN TAKAY.

KOI USKI POTTY DHULA SAKAY..
SHUKRIA... =P ;->