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dekhtay hain k kon khush naseeb

Dekhtay hAIn k kon khush naseeb Is sawal ka jawab "Yes" meIn deta hAI??
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.....LIght hAI ? :-)

......Reply must ;->

aaj kal bohat khubsorat ho rahi hon

WIfe ( KItchen Se ): AjI Suntay Ho,
MaI Aaj Kal Bohat Khubsorat ho RahI Hon.

Husband: TumhaIn Kese Pata?

WIfe: Aaj kal MerI KhubsortI Dekh Kar RotIyan BhI Jal RahI HaIn. :-)

how ayesha got married to shoaib on phone

ThIs Is How Ayesha Got MarrIed to ShoaIb on Phone.

Ayesha: Hello ShoaIb, AfghanIstan ka CapItal Kya haI?
ShoaIb: Kabul

Ayesha: SunaI NahI De Raha haI!
ShoaIb: Kabul

Ayesha: Arey baba PhIr Se Bolo.
ShoaIb: Kabul

And They Got MarrIed. :-)

no matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars

No matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars or 350cc royal enfIelds,

It cannot overtake a beautIful gIrl
on a 80cc scooty-pep!

larki khoobsurat kutte k sath

larkI khoobsurat kutte k sath ja rahI thI
k Larke ne dekh ker kaha aap dono behn bhaI haIn
larkI-// ap ko hm dono maIn se kon pasand haI
Larka-// yaqeenan tm
larkI-// to phIr Is k lIye apnI behn le aao
hamare yahan watta satta chalta haI...=P;->:-P

mallika ko mixer pe kaam karte

MallIka Ko MIXER pe kaam karte Dekh k Naukar Bola:

Madam, JUICE Bana RahI ho kya?

MallIka: NA Re Baba!

MaIn to Apne Kapde Dho RahI Hon. :-)

larky waley larki dekhne gaye

Larky Waley LarkI Dekhne Gaye:

Larky ne LarkI se pucha: Aapko KHANA BANANA Aata haI?

LarkI: NahI Mujhe to BANANA KHANA Aata haI. :-)

china ka mobile kabh

ChIna Ka MobIle KabhI BhI Na Lena Faraz....

Us K Cameray K Result Itna Acha NhI Hota.....

barae meherbani dawa

Barae MeherbanI Dawaen Bachon KI Phonch Se Door Rakhen

FARAZZ

ZIyada TabIyat Kharab Ho To Doctor Se Rujuh Karen

uss fizaa mein bhi j

Uss FIzaa MeIn BhI Jalte Rahe Hum kIsI K LIye
FARAZ
Jahan ChIrag Taraste Thay RoshnI K lIye

takhleeq aasamaan pe

Takhleeq Aasamaan Pe Wo MEre LIye Hua HaI
FARAZ
Mana K Iss Zameen Pe Wo MEra NahI HAI WO

mere jazbat se waqif

Mere jazbat se waqIf he maIra qalm.
FARAZ
MaIn pyar lIkhon to tera nam lIkha jata he.

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