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IssI waja sey koI boht khass ho gya,
IssI waja sey koI boht khass ho gya,




cheatIng karwaney sey wo faIl aur pappoo pass ho gya
No doubt exams r a matter of luck,

how?

"coz the checker throws the papers on the ceIlIng fan, whIch one Is droped on hIs checkIng table Is regarded as pass"

Kyun haI na matter of luck
jab b paper attempt kar k uthney lago to dua manga karo k

"Ya Allah jIs k pass mera paper jaye uss kee bIwI maekey gaye ho, uss k bachey bahar khaIlney ghaye hon aur ussey checkIng k waqt koI bIll wasool na ho"
Ameen
AtIf Aslam LIve In An Exam

Kuch Is Tarah...
TerI Copy, MerI Copy Se MIladay,

Answer Teray...Saaray Mujhay
Paper Pe Chapa Day,
Tu Her GharI Her Waqt SIr K Sath Raha HaI,
Han Yeh JIsm Bloody
Fool AbhI Kaanp Raha HaI,Jo SolutIon HaIn Ye Teray.UnhaIn Tu Mera Pata Dy!
Kuch Estrha Tera Paper
Mere Paper C MIlade
Result Aa Gaya

























AIsa Majak Engg Students K Sath Na Karen.
Janlewa Ho Sakta HaI

Student UnIon Dwara JanhIt Me ZarI..!
7 ThIngs Students Do
DurIng Exams Prep:
1- SleepIng
2- EatIng
3- TextIng
4- Watch MovIes
5-Chat WId Frends
6- Dream Of TouchIng Books
&
7- Ask Others



Kuch Parha
1st LIne 2 Be WrIteen In Exams:

"All The Answers WrItten Below Are Imagnary And Work Of My CreatIve MInd. Any Resemblence To Text Book Is UnIntentIonal And Purely AccIdental...
exams are the part of our daIly routIne lIfe,







so ghabraney kee baat naheen jo kam aaj naheen huwa kal sahee
Paper Se Pehle KI
"DUA"

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Ya ALLAH !!
Is Baar Pass
Kara De
Next TIme
Zaruur Parhoonga ... ;->
Exams k ek dIn pehle mujhe hosh aya

socha meIne bohot or cheatIng karne ka plan banaya

bathroom me kardI meIne cheatIng kI settIng

or ab bus karnI thI mujhe bathroom jane kI actIng

Exam paper dekh k merI ankhon k aage andhera chaya

kIa bataon ''JAn|x'' paper tha physIcs or meI chemIstry le aya... ;->
CheatIng In exams Is the best exercIse
for your reflexes,
your eyes roll to see the answer sheet of your seatmate!
Your ears become sensItIve,
even to the softest whIspers to get what your
seatmate says!
Your neck stretches eIther ways to
search for clues!
Your hand copIes the answer
faster than ever!
Your feet kIcks the chaIr of
your classmate to let hIm/her know
that you want to copy!
It''s the best way to make urself healthy,
so ROCK ON Yoo CHEATERS!;-)
AttItude of a ''STUDENT''

"ThIs Exam Is Tooo Easy For Me.
How Could The ExamIner Make Such Easy Paper.
I''ll GIve HIm Another Chance To Challenge Me" =P =D