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Hello!! What"s wrong wIth your mobIle?
TrIed so many tImes but Every tIme I call It says:
The subscrIber your are tryIng to reach Is In your heart!
Only the open heart receIves love,
only the open mInd receIves wIsdom,
only the open hand receIves gIfts and
only the cute persons receIve SMS from me!
Hey, I just got your blood test report.
U have been tested HIV posItIve.
Report reads person has hIgh percentage of Honey In VeIns.
No Wonder!
I don"t care how many lIps u hv kIssed,
how many shoulders u have embraced &
how many tImes u’ve saId, I luv u!
All I care Is not b the fIrst but 2 b ur last!
WIthout ur SMS days are lIke:
Moanday,
Tearsday,
Wasteday,
ThIrstday,
FrIghtday,
Shattereday
& Sadday.
So send me SMS everyday.
Excuse me, do u have a Band-AId?
I skInned my knee when I fell for you.
If all the gIrls lIved on the other sIde of the sea, what a good
swImmer I would be?
I know you thInk I"m cute,
I know you thInk I"m fIne,
but lIke the other guys,
take a number and waIt In lIne!
In da mornIn I don’t eat coz I thInk of u,
at noon I don’t eat coz I thInk of u,
In da evenIn I don’t eat coz I thInk of u,
at nIght I don’t sleep coz Im hungry
I’ll gIve u one kIss to go to sleep.
I’ll gIve u two kIsses to dream.
I’ll gIve u an endless row of kIsses to,
when u wake up In the mornIng, thInk of me.
I used to thInk that dreams do not come true,
but thIs quIckly changed the moment I laId my eyes on you.
FaIth makes all thIngs possIble
love makes all thIngs easy,
hopes makes all thIngs work,
but ur gorgeous smIle brIngs all faIth,
luv & hope In me!