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GenIus Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day

What Any Fool Can Do In 100 Days

Just As

We Complete Sylabus In A Day B4 Exam,

WhIle D Faculty Take 1 Year
Knw Wat It Feels Lyk WhIle Xamz?

TIck Tock
MInd Block
Pen Stop
Eyes Up
Tym Shock
Jaw Drop
No Luck
Tym''s Up
Oh Fu#K
Xams Suck
StIl Good Luck
The FunnIest And
HIghly ImpossIble Msg
A Student Can Ever Send
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I FInIshed StudIes. DId You?
WarrIors. Wakeup..

It’s TIme 4 D Battle!

RefIll Ur Pens,
Clear D Dust 4m Ur Txt Books,
C Ur Syllabus & Plan Ur Zones..

War BegIns In 17 Days..!
Government ImposIng new taxes.
DatIng Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
KIss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don"t worry,
flIrtIng Is stIll free
The length & breadth & heIght of you,
total up to quIte a vIew,
but to taste the true delIght of you,
I"ll have to take a bIte of u.
I thInk you are very careless!
U come & leave thIngs behInd!
See now what u have left?
U just came In my mInd and left a smIle on my face.
I belIeve that God above created you for me to luv. He pIcked me
out from all the rest coz he knew I"d luv you the best!
U luk sweet when u read my message.
U luk sweeter when u read my message & smIle.
U luk sweetest when u read my message, smIle & reply.
So, try to look sweetest.
As days go by, my feelIngs get stronger,
To be In ur arms, I can"t waIt any longer.
Look Into my eyes & u"ll see that It"s true,
Day & nIght my thoughts r of U.
LoadIng the Babe meter.....

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100% COMPLETE

ProcessIng data..

ANALYSIS COMPLETE

U R A 100%
Gorgeous Babe XXX!
I wIsh I was a teddy bear,
that lay upon your bed,
so everytIme you cuddled It,
you cuddled me Instead.