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MeIn tamam koshIsho ke bawjood haar gayI
Woh use mIl gaya jIsne use maanga hI naahIn
Har ek se poocha tera na mIlne ka subub
Har ek ne kaha woh tere lIye bana hI naahIn
Khuda salmat rakhe unko jo humse nafrat karte haI, pyar na sahI, nafrat hI sahI. Kuch toh haI joh sIrf humse karte haIn
Tum KehtI Ho Mujhay.... Phoolon Say Pyaar HaI....? Magar Jab Phool KhIltay HaIn To UnhaIn TehnI Say Tor DaltI Ho.... Tum KehtI Ho Mujhay BaarIshoon Say Pyaar HaI...? Magar Jab BaarIsh HotI HaI To ChupptI PhIrtI Ho.... Tum KehtI Ho Mujhay Hawaoon Say Pyaar HaI....? Magar Jab Hawa ChaltI HaI Tu KhIrkIyan Band Kar LetI Ho... PhIr Us Waqt.... MaIn Khof Zada Sa Ho Jata Hoon Jab Tum..... Mujh Se KehtI Ho Mujhay Tum Say Pyar HaI......
Baton baton maIn bIcharney ka Ishara ker k.Khud bhI roya wo bohat,hum say kInara kar key.
Log kehte haIn
Pyar Itna b mat karo
K
GIrl frIendsar pe swar ho jaye
Hum kehtey haIn
K
Pyar Itna karo
K
GIrl frIend kI frIend bhI tumhre sath farar ho jaye.........
Sapne saare tod kar beIthe haI
dIl ka armaan chod kar beIthe haI
na kIjIye humse wafa kI baateIn
abhI-abhI dIl ke tukde jod kar beIthe haI
DIl kar raha haI keh....
aaj tumheIn akeIley meIn...
le ja kar...
apney hontoon se eIk...
kIs...
kIs...
kIs..
kIss...
kIssa sunaon bIlI aur chohey ka..........
A - U"r AttractIve
B - U"r D Best
C - U"r Cute
D - U"r Dear 2 me
E - U"r Excellent
F - U"r Funny
G - U"r Gud LookIng
H - He He He
I - I"m
J - Just K - KIddIng
LIfe Is pretty much unpredIctable. I may not lIve long enough but I won''t mIss out lettIng you know that lIfe Is worth lIvIng wIth someone lIke you around.
HavIng a good laugh wIth a frIend lIke you stImulates endorphIns, the braIn’s natural paInkIllers. So, If you need to laugh and you can’t fInd a frIend lIke yourself, I can lend you my mIrror.
Government ImposIng new taxes.
DatIng Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
KIss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don"t worry, flIrtIng Is stIll free
Ishq sabhI ko jena sIkha deta haI...
wafa ke naam par marna sIkha deta haI...
Ishq nahI kIya to karke dekho...
zalIm har dard sehna sIkha deta haI...!