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Boy : Wts ur name?
GIrl : Q btaon maIn tmhe nhI jantI
Boy : Na btao maIn kon sa tumhe apnI ferrarI me btha rha hun
GIrl : ShazIa B.Com part-1, wo samne walI galI me teesre makan me rhtI hun mjhay red color pasand he khanay me bIryanI pasand he....
GIrl: Is dress ka kya prIce haI?
Shopkeeper: SIrf 5 kIss.
GIrl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kIss.
GIrl: Dono dress pack kar do, bIll daadI dengI
Shakespeare SaId:
"Grome Thecanx nImtejat peradege. TInta reamy pejage."
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Samajh Aaya Kuch?
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NahI Na?
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UltI SeedhI Baaten He Karta Tha...
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NafsIyatI Tha Salaa...
Agar EnglIsh MovIes PakIstanI Produce karte to un ke nam Khch youn Hotae
1. ClIff Hanger: Latakda Gujjar
2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar
3. Men In Black: Kala Gujjar
3. Rambo : KhoonI Gujjar
4. Revenge: Gujjar da Inteqaam
5. SpIderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar
6. EvIl Dead: Gujjar dI Moat..
Ek kanjoos k ghar aag lag gaI
Wo apne ghar ko bacha na saka
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Kyun k wo sarI raat fIre brIgade walo ko....
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MIss call hI karta raha ..!!
1 kanjoos Hajj par gaya or zor zor
se DUA mangne lga
"YA ALLAH MERE SARE GUNNAH
MAAF KARDE WARNA MERA
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2 Lakh Wapas kar de..."
GIrl: Peer jI.. Mere 2 AffaIrs haIn..
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Un Dono maI se kIs k sath ShadI hogI??
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Wo khushnaseeb kon hoga??
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Peer: Pehle se ShadI hogI... aur... doosra Khushnaseeb ho ga...
The secret of a happy marrIed lIfe...
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Oye,

hoye,

Sadqe jaun

shadI huI nI or secret janne kI ItnI bechaInI??
LIfe Is too short to wake up
In the mornIng wIth regrets.
So love the people who treat you rIght
and
forget about the ones who don't.

Good MornIng
"CoIns Always Make Sound"
But The Currency Notes Are Always SIlent!
So When Your Value Increases
Keep Yourself Calm & SIlent
Every KIng was once a cryIng baby
and
every great buIldIng was once a map.
It's not Important where u r TODAY,
BUT
where you wIll reach TOMORROW Is Important.
If An Egg Breaks Due 2 OUTSIDE Force!
"InsIde LIfe ENDs!"
But...
If It Breaks from InsIde! "LIfe BegIns!"
"GREAT ThIngs Always BegIn from InsIde!
So try to make your InsIde GOOD!