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Chandani raat me

ChandanI raat me our bhI shIddat se aaye gI us kI yaad
Behtar haI faraz so jana sham se pehle

good nIght

perwaz

Ae taer la hotI Is rIzk se moot ache

JIs rIzk se aatI ho perwaz man kotahI

hath

Mere hath se tere hath tk ye jo hath bhr ka h fasIla

Ise napte Ise katte merI sarI umer guzar gaI

MAna kh bura

Mana k bura hun mgr Itna bI nI hun

Kuch nazron se gIra hun mgr Itna bI nI hun

KHULTA KSI PE

KHULTA KSI PE KYUN MESE DIL KA MAMLA

SHERON KE INTEKHAB NE RUSWA KIYA MJHE

women

Every women faces two major problems
When ever she open womenher almarI
Pen nu kapre vI koI nI te rakhan nu jagah vI koI nh

my nose

Aoouchhh movement;)
When I trIed to hug the most sweet person on earth...
And my nose hIt the mIrror
Aoouuchhh;)

siut acha hai

Boy 2 GIrl: SuIt bohat acha pehna haI
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GIrl: Thanks
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Boy: LIpstIck b achI haI
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GIrl: Thanks
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Boy: Makeup b bohat acha haI
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GIrl: Thnx "BHAI JAN"
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Boy: PhIr b burI lag rahI ho :-P

light aa rahi hai?

Ek Bacha PaIda Hotay He Nurse Se bola

LIGHT AARAHI HAI?

Nurse: No

Bacha Bola: Oh no

PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun..

shaddi

Har Insaan ko shaadI zaroor kar lenI chahIye...
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AkhIr khushI hI to zIndagI meIn sab kuch nahIn hotI

ejaad main farq

Teacher:
Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad meIn kya farq hy?

Student:
Mere baap ne merI maa ko Daryaft kya aur phr dono ne mIl kr mujhy Ejad kya

nurse bohut achi hai

Mareez: ap kI nurse bhot ache haI... us ne hath lagaIya or maI thek ho gaIya..!!!! :)
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Doctor: pata haI "THAPER" kI awaz ander tak aye the...!!! :P

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