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Tu haI harjaee,
tu apna b yeh toar sahI......
too nahI to oar sahI oar naheen to oar sahI
aRz kIya haI aankhon meIn noor haI chehre pe suroor haI
aankhon meIn noor haI chehre pe suroor haI
apnI kIsI frIend se baat he karva do
merI shaadI abhI bohat door haI
wah wah wah
sham hote hII ye dIl udaas hota haI
toote khwaboo ke sIwa kush na pass hota haI
tumahrI yaad aIse waqt bohat aatI haI
bandar jab koI ass paas hota haI.
Who Wants 2 B A
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Let"s play?
Q.Nobody lIkes you because you are a:

A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat

50/50

Phone a frIend?

RIng me! I wIll tell you!
kanjoos kI zIndagI kya jeena...
kabhI humarI tarah bhI jIya kero..
raat se mere sms parh ker sharm naI atI...
kabhI khu bhI sms kya kero....
ThIs sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...
try agaIn...agaIn...maybe you are just not sexy?...
one more tIme...hey don"t force It ugly!!!
Mere mehboob k hoont gulabI aur aankh nashely,
par kya karon khusra khusra hI hota haI
I thInk tum zIndgI maIn kafI aagay jao gay
aagay say aagay barthay chalay jao gay
quen k jahaan b jao gay gay
loag kahaIn chal chal agay ho.
Those beautIful eyes,
that IncredIble body,
such a braIn,
a sexy mouth,
nIce smIle ....
but that Is enough about me,
tell me how you are?
3 tIps to break a mIror:
1. pathar mar ker tod do.
2. utha ke neechay phaInko.
3. sheesha ke saamne khare ho ker muskurao.
Mujhay yaqeen haI ke 3 wala tumhare lIye zIada mufeed haI.
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Man: Your place or mIne?
Woman: Both. You are goIng to yours, and I"m goIng to mIne.