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Ankhon meIn shrrafat.


chal meIn nazaakat.


dIl meIn sachaI.


phIr kyon na bole ap o her lerkI



MERA BHAI,MERA BHAI.


Akk de bootey gulab dIsde.


Neheran de panI laal dIsde.

Jadon dIyan chalIyan lundey dIyan paIntan.

Aj de mundey nawab dIsdey....
One Of D
IntellIgnt
Monkey
MIssIng
In
Zoo.!
Its Name Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is!
Dont Worry
It Is Not U,
Bcoz
It Is IntellIgent
One Mms RecIeved

Name:VIdeo ClIp

TIme:2 MIn 35 Sec

StartIng Now

LoadIng. . .







LoadIng. . . .








MobIle KI Auqaat DekhI HaI?

VIdeo Dekhen Ge.
GoLdEn WoRdS
AgAr TuM JISe PaSaNd KrTe Ho UsSe
Na Pa SkO Tu...
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''LaNaT HaI Tm Pe'' ;->


After 7 Days!

After 159 Hrs!

After 16890 MIns

After 1015200seconds!

Sub Log.....
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Jo BhI Karen, Ap Ko Kya Taklef HaI?
Aap Apna Kam KareIn:-)
BE - ALERT

KOI BHI
KUCH BHI
KHAANEY KO DEY

MAT-KHAANA

IDHAR - UDHAR
NIGAH - RAKHNA
Kyu - K


Kyu-K

CITY-GOVT NE
KUTTA MAAR MOHIM

START KAR DI HAI... :p@@@@
If A GorIlla Catches U,
What WIll U Do?

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I Know U Both WIll Start PlayIng...

Its Natural When Close FrIends Meet!!
I Want




2




KIll U




But I Can''t,Bcoz,




I.P.C.340(B)


"AccordIng 2thIs Rule,

KIllIng Or HuntIng Of Monkeys

R StrIctly ProhIbIted.''
Bhoot KI BetI ApnI Maa Se BolI,
Maa MaIn KItnI DravnI Hun!

Maa BolI BetI ZaIda Ghumand Acha NhI

AbhI Tu Ne Msg Parhne Walay Ko NahI Dekha... =P ;->
Gadhay K Bachche
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10Inch k hotay haIn




Kuttay KI Nasal
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MukhtalIf kIsam kI hotI haIn




Bandar K Bachchay
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SharartI hote he..;->
Ye sms us behanchod
ko karen jIsne apse kaha
1 may ko sms pakag khtm
hojaynge mene apna farz
pura krdIa ab ap b bhejo ta
k ye galI asal
bande tk pohanche =P ;->