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ZalIl honay Ka Sub Se Asan TarIka...!

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ZalIl Honey Ka KItna Shok HaI K TarIka dhonda Jaraha HaI...!! :P
Jab ap pAIdA huEy tAb, aAkAsh sE phOoL bArsE,
ParIyOn nE jAshAn kIA,
GhEe k dIyE jaLayE,
Aur bole
CHALO CHUTKARA TO MILA,
AB DUNYA WAALE BHUGTAINGE... ;->
My Eyes – MIss U





My FeelIngs – Loves U





My MInd – Calls U




My LIfe Is U






I’ll DIe WIdout U



I love U





“AIsa TumharI GIrl FrIend Mujhe BholtI HaI.”
SambhaaLoo Us ko..... :P
God Is So WIse That he Created FrIendz
WIthout a PrIce Tag Coz If He DId Then I
CouLd Not Afford U Coz...

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5 Or 10 PaIsey K SIkkey aaj KaL kahan MILtey haIn yaar..
Pehle chItthI k badle taar aata tha,

ek bulave pe mera yaar aata tha.

Ab padh kar delete karte haI mere sms ko,

kabhI har SmS ka jawab aata tha.
AYE KAAAASH....!
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K TUM.....
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MARASI HOTAY TO MAIN TUM KO APNI SHADI PAR
DHOL BAJANAY K LIYE BHULATA
Your account has been recharged successfully by rs. 1490.74.
Your account bal Is 1601.98!
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haha Chehera To Dekho, JaIse Bandar Ko Kela MIl Gaya!
Cheese Is Cheese
Butter Is butter
If u 4get me
I wIll throw u In
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Aap KI X-Ray Report Aa GayI Hy
Dekh Len


















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Ghabrane KI Baat NahI HaI
Bus Aap K Andar Ek Keera HaI
Jo Aap Ko Msg NahI Kerne Deta ;->
Ek Kabotar




Itna Ura





Itna Ura





Itna Ura





Buhat upar gaya





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Bus Ab nazar
NaI a raha apna kaam kro,
Kal DhondIn gay.
1 dIn bandar bola: Maa merI dulhan kon he plz merI shaadI karwaado

Maa bolI: dekh terI dulhan SmS parh rahI he.
Agar parh k muskrae to shaadI pakI... :-D

A
Camel
cow &
a Donkey
dIscusIng who Is the best

Camel:
I help In movIng heavy loads

cow:
I gIve mIlk




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