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... MaX iNsUlTz ...

... MaX INsUlTz ...

* I''d Insult You,
But
You Are Not BrIght
Enough To NotIce .. !!

* The World Is A lot
MInd & Matter
I Don''t MInd & You
Don''t Matter ... !!

* I ThInk & Therefore
We Have NothIng
Common ... !!

* I Thought You Were
An ASSET
But
You Are 2 Words
Off .. !!

And Now

If You Have SomethIng
To Say
RaIse Your Hand

And

Place It Over Your
Mouth ...

Because

I m AllergIc To BullshIt

zindgi apni masti

zIndgI apnI mastI me jIya kr

Ishq bohat burI cheez hy na kIya kr

tu apna pura dhIyaan career py mor dy

or apnI sarI gIrlfrIend mare lIye chor dy :-D

1 Aqalmand Insan

1 Aqalmand Insan Gadhay Se Bola
"SarI Dunya Tumhe''n Be-waqof Q kehtI hy?"

Neeche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho?
Jawaab Do Na ... =P ;)

Meri Muskuraht Part

MerI Muskuraht Par
AItraz Mat Kar Aey
Dost
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Tujhey Dekh Kar To
KIsI KI BhI HansI nIkal saktI haI

Tum Sa koi Pyara

Tum Sa koI Pyara koI Masoom NahI HaI.

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KIa Cheez ho Tum Khud TumhaIn Maloom NahI HaI.

Suraj na badLa

Suraj na badLa
Chand na badLA
Na bdla ye asman
KItna badaL gya InNsan
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KItna badl gya tu merI jan.

Jaha pana Tusi ;

Jaha pana
TusI
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Karo

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Mutra vIsarjan..:-)

Khoty Ki 4 Tangeen

Khoty KI 4 Tangeen
I''m RIght Na?

Ok

Ghorry KI 4 Tangeen
I''m RIght Na?

Ok

Kuttay KI 4 Tangeen

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Aap KI 2 Tangeen.
Ye baat Kuch Samajh MaIn NahI AatI.

Kon kehta hai

Kon kehta haI k mera mehboob langraa haI...wah wah wah..kon kehta haI k mera mehboob langrra haI..wo to meray Ishq meIn lehraa k chalta haI...

what kisses mean

what kIsses mean
KISS ON HAND=I adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be frIends,
KISS ON NECK=I want u,
KISS ON LIPS=I love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carrIed away!

Kissing you baby

KIssIng you baby Is my dream.
I am strawberry & you are the cream.
Handle me gently keep me real keen.
U & I together babes Is passIon so extreme!

Kiss is not like

KIss Is not lIke NokIa...ConnectIng People
KIss Is not lIke NIke..Just Do It.
KIss Is not lIke PepsI..Yeh DIl Maange More
But KIss Is lIke Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

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