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"Kyun sajaatay ho her roz Intezaar kI mehfIl "

"AY DIL"

"yahan kIs ko fursat haI k humeIn her roz yaad kry.
ExamIner: Tell Me The Name Of ThIs BIrd By SeeIng Its Legs Only? Sardar: I Don’T Know. ExamIner: You are FaIled, What’S Your Name? Sardar: See My Legs & Tell My Name .
teacher Shocked sardar Rocks.
1 Sardar RaIl KI PatrI Per So Gaya . 1 AadmI Ne Kaha Kya Kar Rahe Ho? TraIn AayegI To Mar Jaoge! Sardar: Mere Uper Se HawaI Jahaaz Guzar Gaya To Kuch NahI Hua, TraIn Kya Cheez HaI?
"A developed country Is not a place where the poor have cars. It Is where the rIch use publIc transport."
Santa: Yaar mujhey kuch nahI aata tha maIn paper khalI chor aya hon.
Banta: MaIn bhI!
Santa: ShIt yaar, teacher samjhe gI hum ne cheatIng kI hay.
ItnI SI “DUA” HaI K Har Any Wale “Lamhey” Me.
TumharI DunIya Me “RoshnI” Ho.
Tumhare Honton Pe “Muskurahat”Ho.
TumharI Har 1 “Tamana” Har 1 “KhwahIsh”.
Tumhare “Honton” Tak Aany se pahly porI hon.
Ye Dua Ka “Tohfa” Sambhal K Rakhna
Bus Tum Apna “KHAYAL RAKHNA”
Andhy kI bIwI ko behra bhaga kr le gaya, gonge ne dekh lIa, ab batao k gonga andhy ko kesy bataye ga k us kI bIwI ko behra bhaga kr le gya haI.
BehavIor Is greater than knowledge because there are many sItuatIons where our knowledge may faIl,
but........
Our behavIor can handle well
Language has a great Impact:
Those who speak rude, can't sell honey,
but those who speak sweet can even sell chIlIes
JIs Insan ko gussa zayada aata haI wo Insan pIyar bhI utuna hI zayada karta haI
Becoz
If red Is a danger showIng colour then red Is also the colour of love
Hate has 4 letters' but so does love,
EnemIes has 7, but so does frIends,
LayIng has 5, but so does truth,
Hurt has 5, but so does heal,
NegatIve has 8, but so does posItIve,,,
Transform every negatIve energy Into an aura of posItIvIty....
It's your perceptIon that makes the dIfference In the way you feel be happy and make others happy
Jab Insaan k jIsm se roh nIkalI jatI haI to wo ItnI burI tarah se aawazen nIkalta he k sath wala dar k mary mar jaye.