''A punjabI women talkIng In englIsh to a Docter About SIck ChIld my Kaka Is Ill ek Week Da, Na eat da,na Sleep da, Bs weep Da teh Cheekh da, nl nak v leak da
GIrl : You broke my FavorIte Lamp !!! Boy : It was an AccIdent... I dIdn't mean to..!! GIrl : I can't belIeve you dId thIs. Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/
When a GIrl does SomethIng Wrong...
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!! GIrl : It was an AccIdent... I dIdn't mean to..!! Boy : I can't belIeve you dId thIs. GIrl : I already feel bad about It..!! Stop makIng me feel Worse..!! Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/
Fathers, be good to your daughters Daughters wIll love lIke you do GIrls become lovers who turn Into mothers So mothers, be good to your daughters too.. !
Ak pathan Techer class ma prha rha tha to ak bachey kI jaheb ma NASWAAR nazer agye Teacher ne gussey se Kha Yeh kya h Bachey na kha yeh naswaar h ma abo k lye lee kar jaa rha to daer hu gye to ma ne kha school Agyo Techer ne kya kuch nye huta PAA SAWEE TAH MAAZA AWEE Chlo khaIr h ma b daal leeta hu
NIghahen raasta dekhaIn tumhara lot aao na, tumharey bIna nahI hota guzara lot aao na, bIchar k yar tujh se zIndagI pal pal taraptI hey, k tum bIn ab nahI jeena gawara lot aao na, mujhey dar haI k In tanha'aeyon mey toot jaoon na, hey bus terI mohabat ka sahara lot aao na, tum he to zIndagI ho pIyar ho dunya hamarI ho, sIwa terey nahI koI hamara lot aao na.
A paper cut and lemon juIce, pIzza and heartburn, you and me, are just a few thIngs that aren’t supposed to go together but usually end up that way. Happy AnnIversary!’
I’ll always remember The day I marrIed you, WIthout you my love, my beauty, I don’t know what I’d do Your lovIng and thoughtful, Just to mentIon two, I adore your sweet smIle It makes me want you. Happy AnnIversary
