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3 Important Stages Of LIfe…
Before MarrIage- ‘MAD For Each Other’
DurIng MarrIage- ‘MADE For Other’
After MarrIage- ‘MAD Because Of Each Other..
ThIngs In Boys’ room Before marrIage:
Perfumes
Love letters
Laptops
Cards
N95
After marrIage:
PaIn kIllers
Loan papers
UnpaId bIlls
NokIa 1202..
One day l went 2 ZOO.
So many anImals were there.
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Mouse
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Owl
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Monkey
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aaIla ! Tum bhI..
ALLAH ka dIya sab kuch he :-
Books he
Notes he
TIme he
aur hausla to Itna he ke…
jb chahe padh ke TOP kr sakte he,
bus 1 hI bat kI kamI he,.
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“MOOD” Sala bnta hI nI..
Agr k0I apko dekh kar drwaza
band kar leta haI
to yad rakho
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KundI d0no taraf se h0tI haI….
tum bhI bahar se laga kar bhag
jao...
Ache FrIends DunIya K Hr Kony MaI MIl Jate HaIn,,
Mgr
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DunIya Gool hy kona nhn mIlta..
LIFE MEANS:-
6 frnds,
2 bIkes but no petrol
exam nIte,6 duffers no notes.
sIttIng on sea vIew ,
6 smokers n only 1 cIgrete!
1 gIrl,6 frnds n all sayIng “terI bhabhI haI
BOYS Are the most busy generatIon
In the world.
On bIke 1 hand on clutch
1 hand on accelerator.
1 leg on gear
1 leg on break.
1 ear on musIc
1 ear on mobIle
1 eye on Road
1 eye on gIrl
Nose on breath,
LIps on cIgrate
All tensIons 1 TIme
PhIr b Log larko ko FarIg
kehte HaIn…
That’s Not faIr…
tere hath se mere hath tk ye jo hath bhar ka he fasla....
Ise napte Ise kat'te merI sarI umer guzar gaI
TwIn babIes born In a SARDAR’s House. SARDAR G could not sleep whole nIght contInuously thInkIng? Who Is the father of second!
Sardar park me betha tha. FrIend: Kya kr raha hy? Sardar: Badla le Raha hoon! FrIend: Kese? Sardar: Waqt Ne muje barbad kIa hy ab ma waqt barbad kr raha hoon.
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''' Hey u!!!
Yes u...
the cute one...
holdIng thIs
phone!
are you asleep?
Juste wanted 2 say
Good NIght..!