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Announcement In
ZardarI''s Chartd Plane ...




Mr. PresIdent , We Are
About To Land.
Could Plz Put
Sherry Rehman In An
UprIght PosItIon ...
ThanQ ...
2008 ka sabse zalIl sms
GIrl: Jaanu tum mujhe subah se lekar sham tak or sham se leke subah tak pyar karna...
Boy: FIr maIn Potty kab karunga???
A TC In A TraIn FInes 400 For No TIcket.

He Charged 1st GIrl Rs 300 Who Was WearIng Sleevless

Rs 200 To 2nd Who Was WearIng Sleevles &Backless

Rs100 To 3rd Who Ws WearIng Sleevless, Backless And A MInI SkIrt

He Charged Rs 0 To The 4th One...






Why???







U DIrty MInd...



She Had The TIcket!!!
GIrl To A Tattoo ArtIst:

How Much Do U Charge For TattooIng

An AnImal Just Above My Knee?

ArtIst: -£100 For TIger,RabIt And LIon,

But GIrraffe Is Free.
DefIne FashIon Show?

"In FashIon Show,

DesIgner Shows TheIr CreatIon On Models,

Models Drop TheIr Dress

& Show God''s CreatIon
EIk PIyarI SI Surat,
EIk Masoom Sa Chehra,
ThodI Shahrarat,
ThodI Mohabbat,
ThodI MastI,
Thoda Maza,
JIskI PIyarI Har EIk Adaa,
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Uska Sms Parhne Ka ShukrIyaa..........!!
1st Boss: Tumne Us LarkI Ko Job Q NhI DI?
2nd Boss:Yr Wo Boht Bewakuf ThI
1st:Wo Kese?
2nd:Kuch NhI Bs Jb MaIne Usay Bethne K LIye Kaha To Wo ChaIr Dhundne LgI.
Ek LarkI DosrI Se...!!!
Sab Se Khatarnak Game Kon Sa Ha..?
2nd GIrl;
Har Woh Game Jo Boys Ke Sath Khela Jaey,
Khass Kar Andhery MaIn... ;->
Ek Pathan ko HIchkI ayI or sath he uska Paad b nIkl gya..

Pathan:
O khucha lagta hy humko
Gul Bano k sath sath
Gul Khan b yad kr rha hy . . . :p :d ;->
DOCTOR: BAchEy 2 he Achey..

WAIsE ApKe kItnE BAchey hAIn??

LADY: PehLe tu 2 he thAy
LeKIN JAbSe IshtehAr dekhA hy to Achey kI TALAsh mEI 10 hogAyE hy.. :p ;->
Law Of Reverse DynamIcs:

When A Man Becomes RIch
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes RIch..
In a HospItal two Nurses were dIscussIng about the New Doctor..

1st Nurse: He Dresses very well.

2nd Nurse: ... And very QuIckly too... =P ;->