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Teacher: ''KIsses'' Ko Sentence MaIn
Is Tarah Istamal Karo K Word KIss BhI
Na Aaye Aur MeanIng Aajae?

Student: Aaj Subah Subah
Begam Se Buhat Moun MaarI HuI..:-P
GOLDEN WORDS BY MEERA

(A PakIstanI FIlm Actor)

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" Rape Is NOt A CrIme Its Just A SurprIse .. "
Govrment ny aeIlan kya hy! jIs shakhs k
5bachey hongy unhy 50000 dye jaIngy.

sardar apne wIfe sy: myrI gf k pas
mera 1 beta hy abhe lata hon.
Ghar aya to 2 bache nhI thy pocha kahan hy?

wIfe! jIsky thy wo lygya... =P ;->
Teacher: Isko englIsh man translate kro

"SaIma ny kpry pehen lye hyn"


boys: "Oh! ShIt we are late" :->
WIfe: "Shall We Try DIfferent PosItIon TonIght?"

Husband: "Excellent Idea"


WIfe: "U Stand at SInk & Wash DIshes & I WIll LIe On Sofa & Watch TV"... =P ;->
BIwI ne kameez utarI, sexy nazar say
Shohar kI taraf dekhtay huay shalwar
bhI utar ker bolI:

"Pata haI na, kya karna haI?"

Shohar: Han, kapray dhonay haI.. ;->
NargIs koI mamolI larkI nahI
Us ne Multan se MatIrc kIa
karachI se F.A kIa
FaIsalabad se B.A kIa
Islamabad se M.A kIa
FIr ala taleem k lIye 10 sall apnI nanI k pass HIra mandI raheIn
Wo humharI Qom ka sIrmaya haI
Us ko Izat se mIlen or Ihtram karen .
{ IDARA TAHAFZ-E-TaXI HAYAT PAKISTAN}.
Teacher:maIn ksI pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
sktI hun k wo mere bare maI kya soch rha he

Studnt
mIs jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to barI sharmIndagI hotI hogI na..:
A MAN''s Sad Story:

Yesterday was my BIrthday

My WIfe DIdnt wIsh me nor dId my kIds

I went to Work & my frIends DIdnt,

I went to my cabIn

My Secretary saId:
Happy BIrthday Boss

I felt SpecIal

Than I was InvIted to Her Flat

She saId:
Do U mInd If I go Into the Bedroom for a MInute?

I saId:
OK

She came out a Few mInutes later wIth a large cake,

Followed by My WIfe, KIds & All my FrIends,


& I was WaItIng for her

SIttIng on the couch
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NAKED
"PottI RemIx"

1 tattI, s0u afsanay..

TattI kI dalalI meI m0u kala

0ne tattI a day, keepz d0ct0r away

tattI tattI pe lIkha haI khanay walay ka naam

Dh0bI kI tattI, ghar kI na ghaat kI

tattI kar darya maI dal.

TattI In need, Iz a tattI Indeed..

Ghar kI tattI, g0bar barabar..
LIttle red tattI h0od..

TattI na kya tOu PhIr kYa jIyA..
Boy wd hIs gIrlfrnd watchIng
a BoxIng match,
In wch a boxer got knocked out In d 1st round!
Boy:DIsgustIng just
ALL OVER In 1 mIn?
GIrl:Now U knw how I Feel? ;->
=¤ARZ KIA HAI¤=


Seene maI na rakh saka wo mere raaz ko...


"ChotIye" ne sub kuch batadIa ''FARAZ'' ko... =P ;->