aey Chand Ki Kirnoon Jao Na!!! Tum Us Ko Choo Kar aao Na Woh Kub Kub Kia kia Karti Ha Woh Jagti Hai Ya Sooti Ha Woh Kis Say Baatein Karti Ha Woh Sham Ko Kesi Lugti Ha Woh Raat Ko Kaesi Dikhti Ha aey Chand Ki Kirnoon Jao Na!!! Jub Woh Sooay Kesi Lugti Ha Jub Jagay Kesi Dikhti Ha Tum Chupkey Chupkey Jao Na Tum Us Ko Choo Kar aao Na Mein Us K Bin adhura Hoon Or Jeena Dush War Lugta Ha Tum Kaan Mein Us K Keh Dena Koi Yaad Usay Bohut Karta Ha aey Chand Ki Kirnoon Jao Na!!!
1 Pathan Peshawar me 10 hazar ka 1 par se urny wala Kaboter bech raha tha. angraez karid k apny mulk ly geya jab usny wahan uraya to wo 2no paron sy urny laga. angreaz ne pucha bahi tu to wahan 1 par sy ur raha tha to kaboter bola. . . . . . . Bahi wo Peshawar hai wahan 1 hath pechy rakh k urna parta hai.
SaRDaR goes to library & asks for a book: "Psycho the Rapist" Librarian searches for half an hour & comes back,slaps him & says "Psychotherapist" saalay...