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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.

Sardar proposed a girl…

Sardar proposed a girl……
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u…….
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I’ll marry u next year.

Sardar sent a

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”.

Teacher: “I killed a person”

Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.

Sardar told his servant:

Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
it’s already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.

NURSE kept SARDAR’S

NURSE kept SaRDaR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SaRDaR STaRTED DaNCING .
NURSE:y r u DaNCING.
SaRDaR:next is URINE TEST

Sardar wins 20

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
angry Sardar:
“Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”

Sardar’s wish : when i die,

Sardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..

Sardar at an Art Gallery:

Sardar at an art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?

art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

How do you recognize

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.

How can a Sardar Kill

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.

A Teacher lecturing on population –

a Teacher lecturing on population –
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.

a Sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.

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